Dr. Susan Fox quotes from Duckman

Dr. Susan Fox

Duckman, I've never met anyone like you, and I don't know you well, but this much I do know about you - you'll fight to have your steak just right, you'll fight not to have to wear a jacket, and you've fought like hell over a hundred times today to get a peek down my blouse.

Dr. Susan Fox

And you two are... what are you two again?

We're Mr. Duckman's assistants.

Bernice

Ha! They're just here so Duckman can take phoney-baloney tax write-offs.

Duckman

So?

Mambo

Dad, it's illegal.

Duckman

Used to be, Mambo, but thanks to right-wing religious nutballs, it's now a sacred duty to God and America to disobey whatever laws you don't agree with! Err, which reminds me - if any G-men come sniffing around, we don't have automatic weapons stockpiled in the basement, okay?

But we don't.

Duckman

Riiight...

Dr. Susan Fox

This is why I got into psychology - to find complex answers to people's real problems. Of course, then I found out where the big money was: making up problems and giving people easy answers to them. So I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened.

Duckman

I already have! Let's go, gang!