Mail call! Dad got a package.
Hm... a videotape in a plain brown wrapper.
[Duckman salivating and chuckling]
From the boys' school!
“Forbidden Fruit” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Eric T. Duckman (3), Cornfed Pig (1), Aunt Bernice (1), Fluffy (1), Uranus (1), Charles (1), King Chicken (1)
Mr. Duckman, you've only been here eight hours, and already you've turned our whole world topsy-turvy!
We spent the entire morning burning your sheets, and your mattress, and the bed, and the carpet around the bed leading into the bathroom! And the bathroom!
You have to treat people with respect, Mr. Duckman, whether it's what you say to them or how you act in their house!
[apathetically, takes the fried eggs he made from their rare finch eggs] Uh-huh, look, these eggs need a little ketchup, is there anything else?
[furious] As a matter of fact, there is. Get the [beep] out of here, Mr. Duckman.
[Duckman stands in shocked silence]
You deaf, Mr. [beep]hole?! Get the [beep] out of here before we [beep]ing tear your [beep]ing [beep] off and shove it up your [beep]ing [beep]!
[They point at the door and he sadly leaves, giving a brief hopeful smile before they slam the door on him]
Ooh, that felt pretty [beep]ing good!
[groans] Blacking out. Swoon. Down I go. Must be my potassium deficiency.
RRegine
Here, have a banana.
You offered me a banana? The phallic fruit? I'm uncomfortable with what that implies. I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.
RRegine
What? You can't. I didn't mean anything. Besides, it can't be harassment. I'm not even a-- [gasps]
You're not even a what? A woman? That's right. I had to appear to abandon Duckman so I could infiltrate your society because of a hunch I had as to your real identity. The broken French accent, the unnaturally husky voice, the second-rate acting. You can only be one person: Gerard Depardieu. [unmasks "Regine"]
King Chicken!
That was my second guess.
[after describing his plan to ruin Duckman's life] And why did I do it?!
CCrowd
[speaking together in monotone] Duckman made you an outsider in grammar school, so you wanted to make Duckman an outsider in society. Mwah-ha-ha, bawk, bawk, bawk.
You're fans!
I've seen the light, Bernice. From now on, there's only one answer: I'll confine my remarks to inanimate objects! They can't sue!
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