Dragon Ball Z · Season 7
My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.
Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.
Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!
Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!
Thank you very much for lunch, Chi-Chi.
You're welcome. I'm just glad Gohan's making some nice lady friends. You know, it's never too early to settle down.
Mom...!
[after Videl says her house has over fifty rooms in it] And you're planning to marry this girl?
Hey! So, does this mean that Videl's gonna be my new sister?
I have no idea what you guys are talking about!
I have my own fighter. His name's Papoi. He saved the South Quadrant from something very nasty.
What? Like boredom?
[after Trunks changes into a Super Saiyan in front of Vegeta] Did I miss something? When was it that the transformation to the legendary warrior of the Saiyan race was reduced to a child's plaything?
[after Vegeta asks Trunks to attack him but punches him down] You didn't say you would hit back, dad.
Well, I didn't say I wouldn't hit you, now did I, Trunks?
Dad doesn't even let me watch him train now. It's all a secret.
Ha ha ha ha ha. [to himself] Yeah, no wonder. He doesn't want Videl to know she's stronger than he is.
Hey, daddy.
Oh, hello Videl.
Shouldn't you be getting ready?
There's no need for it. They should probably just send the prize medal to my mailbox.
Are you going to be competing too, Yamcha?
Me? No. I'd just embarrass myself. I gave up fighting.
[after he is told not to turn into a Super Saiyan in order to avoid the journalists] I don't see the problem. When the journalists come, I'll just destroy them!
Vegeta, would you behave yourself?
Mr. Satan, do you believe you'll have any competition?
Ha ha! Lets just say my chances of winning are about one hundred and twenty percent.
We've heard that your daughter is also taking part. Videl, what will you do if you have to fight your dad?
Oh, I don't know. Guess I'll punch.
Whoah, watch out everyone! Android 18 is here!
Look, he noticed. How cute.
Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet.
Well, actually uh...Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.
Uh...ah...you mean you live in the same house as her!?
What I wanna know is which one of us gets to fight Mister Satan. It sure would be nice to finally throw that goofball off his high horse.
Are all these people competing?
I say we wipe them all out now.
But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.
Heh.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?
Yeah, you could say that.
Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?
We'll try.
And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?
Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.
Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?
[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.
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