“The Newest Super Saiyan” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Gohan

[while training for the upcoming martial arts tournament] Goten? Where'd you go? I guess I went too fast for the little guy. [hears Goten laughing] Hey, Goten! Where are you?

Goten

[Goten is being licked by a baby dinosaur] Over here! I'm being attacked by a wild dinosaur! Please help me! Gohan, come over here and meet my new friend. He reminds me of Icarus. Hey! [the baby dinosaur pounces on Goten and continues to lick him] Gohan, help me! It tickles! Please! [laughs]

Gohan

[thinking] Look at him. So simple and happy. Mom says that Dad was like that when he was a boy. Crazy little kid. [shouting] Hey, Goten! I'm gonna get started! I'll see you in a little bit! [flies off]

Fortuneteller Baba

Goku's bored. He needs a challenge. Why don't you train him?

Grand Kai

What? Goku? Train...? In...in his current current condition...I'm not sure his...uh...body could withstand the art of Grand Kai.

Gohan

[after Goten fools around with a huge dinosaur] Do you know how mad mom would've been if I went home for dinner and I told her you were dead?

Goten

Yes, sorry. Gosh.

Chi-Chi

You're a Super Saiyan!?

Goten

I am? Is that bad?

Chi-Chi

Oh...not another monster in the family!

Gohan

What's a matter Goten? Did mom give you a hard time when you transformed?

Goten

Yeah, she said never do it again. I guess it's a bad thing because she called me a monster.

Gohan

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't worry about it too much. You're the best little monster I know!

Chi-Chi

My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.

Gohan

Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.

Chi-Chi

Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!

Videl

Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!