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Dragon Ball Z · Season 1, Episode 12

“Global Training” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

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“Global Training” · Season 1, Episode 12

In this episode: Tien (4), Chiaotzu (4), Launch (4), Goku (1)

[Launch has invited Tien and Chiaotzu to eat] Whoah Tien, look!

You made all this yourself?

What are you, crazy? I hired a bunch o' cooks to do all the work. These guys are the best in the business and they only use the freshest ingredients, right?! [The crowd of cooks gets afraid of Launch]

All this food must've cost a lot.

Don't worry about it. I just happened to come into a lot o' dough lately.

Well, why don't you put your strength to good use and come work with me. You'll get rich. Just think. With your brawn and my brains, we could pull off some major bank heists. It would be so easy, in no time we'd be living like royalty for sure. 'Cause money does buy happiness. You with me?

Tien, lets eat. I'm starving.

Now that's a good boy! You go ahead and start eatin'. You gotta keep your strength up.

Thank you.

Look Tien. Robbin' banks is the way to go. It's so exciting when you take control. You fire one shot in the air and everybody scatters like mice. So, come on, what do ya say you and I give it a shot? We could be great.

Chiaotzu, lets go. [Tien leaves]

How come?

Doesn't he know it's an offer he can't refuse!?

There you are! And you know I been lookin' for ya! You won't get away from me!

Uh...?

Huh?!

Now I want you two ta quit goofin' around and get over here right now!

But Tien, we can't leave here...you know... [about Launch]

Quiet little man!

Aha ha aha ha aha ha....

Oh, Tien.

Uh...?

Don't even think about tryin' ta forget me! I'm gonna follow you wherever you go and I don't care if you go all the way ta Kami's place.

I'm on my way to King Kai's place.

DDemon

What? You're runnin' all the way to King Kai's place? Well, for your feet's sake, I hope you brought an extra pair o' shoes with ya.

Why, is it a long way from here?

DDemon

Now that all depends on what you consider a long way. But from here, I would say that you are about a quarter o' the way there.

What? No way! I'm only a quarter of the way there!? Boy, it is really far away.

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