Dragon Ball Z Season 1 quotes

But Tien, we can't leave here...you know... [about Launch]

Quiet little man!

Aha ha aha ha aha ha....

Oh, Tien.

Tien

Uh...?

Don't even think about tryin' ta forget me! I'm gonna follow you wherever you go and I don't care if you go all the way ta Kami's place.

I'm on my way to King Kai's place.

What? You're runnin' all the way to King Kai's place? Well, for your feet's sake, I hope you brought an extra pair o' shoes with ya.

Why, is it a long way from here?

Now that all depends on what you consider a long way. But from here, I would say that you are about a quarter o' the way there.

What? No way! I'm only a quarter of the way there!? Boy, it is really far away.

Hey, try and be a good sport and save some for me...

Heh heh heh...sure, I'll try...not!

Oh, Goz has done it again. Man, that big lug just can't resist finishing 'em off right away every time. Darn. I never get to have any fun!

Hey Goz, I thought you said there was a way to get through those clouds up there.

There is. You'd be through right now if it wasn't for your problem.

My problem? What do you mean my problem?

Your head's too soft.

Ha! Little does he know that nobody's ever caught Mez except the great King Yemma. Ha. But then again, it has been a pretty odd day.

We got totally burned!

Yeah, for the first time.

That's not bad.

Hey, we're still the baddest ogres in the land. No one can beat us.

What do ya say we keep this little incident between the two of us?

Duh.

Apparently, the Princess has really got the hots for this one.

Yeah, I hear he's good enough to eat.

Hi there, how's the bath going?

Fine. It's a little hot, but it feels good. Ahh...

Those are hot springs you're sitting in. The temperature stays at a constant three hundred degrees.

Wow. That's strange. It feels like it's been getting hotter in here for the last half hour.

Ah.... [Goku steps out of the water naked and walks off]

Oh...oh my...

Now that was refreshing. I can't thank you enough.

That was embarrassing. But oh my...what a bod'.

You can't leave yet. I've got something to show you. And it's my gun.

Uh....

It gets so boring around here sometimes, I just go crazy. So once in a while, I pull out the old six shooter for a little game of chance.

A game of chance, you say? Uh...something tells me I don't wanna know the rules.

Uhemmm....

No way. It's a lot of fun. I haven't lost a game yet. [the maid loads the revolver with one bullet] the You just use one bullet, give the chamber a good spin, and now's the time that you place your bets if you want. Five to one, odds say you'll live. Place the gun to your head, then bang, you're off to the races. [the maid puts the gun to her head and shoots herself dead]

Personally, if I was given a choice, I think I'd rather play checkers.

Curse you... [Princess Snake warps into her more demonic appearance] ha...

Uh...huh...stay away from me! All of you!

Too late. You're already in way over your head. Oh my dear, perhaps it's true that I wasn't able to deceive your heart, but your eyes, what about your eyes, have they been deceived all along? You poor blind fool. You can't even see what's in front of you anymore, can you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

An island? I'm on an island? I must be a long, long way from home.

Piccolo

My greatest opponent is myself. If I can discover what my weaknesses are, then I will be an even stronger fighter than I already am.

[to tiger] Don't worry mister tiger, I'll come back. I just need to go home and see my mom first okay?