Captain Ginyu quotes from Dragon Ball Z

What the-? Look Captain. It's all seven dragonballs. Right there. They're all dug up.

Captain Ginyu

[in Goku's body] How convenient. Hmm...Jeice, any ideas on who dug 'em up?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Goku, it's me, Krillin. Me and Gohan were really worried about you. What took you so long, huh? [Captain Ginyu and Jeice snicker to themselves] Boy, for a second, I thought you were that Captain Ginyu coming. But you must've taken care o' him right?

Captain Ginyu

First of all, Captain Ginyu was a worthy opponent. Now, how did you find the balls?

Ha! Would ya quit kiddin' around Goku. You know good and well that we used the dragon radar to find them.

A dragon radar? What the heck is that?

Captain Ginyu

Uh...so, Krillin...have you made your wish?

Well, we didn't know...the password. Hey, do you know what it is Goku? Uh...Goku?

Captain Ginyu

Maybe. Why don't I try.

Goku, are you sure you're feeling alright? I mean, you sound kinda strange. Is everything okay? And am I missing something, what are you doing hanging around with Jeice? Isn't he the enemy or did he switch sides?

Captain Ginyu

Good question.

Eh?

GGohan

Hey Krillin! That guy isn't my father!

Huh?

GGohan

Look out! He's behind you!

Uh...

Captain Ginyu

Aha ha ha ha. [Jeice does a "rest in peace" cross sign with his hands as Captain Ginyu smacks Krillin hard]

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Yowoo! It's time ta face the fury o' the Ginyu Force! I'm Jeice!

Captain Ginyu

And introducing, the new and improved Captain Ginyu!

Tell 'em what time it is baby!

Captain Ginyu

It's time for you ta die!

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Captain Ginyu

Lets just say, I'm going to do to you two twerps what I did to him!

No, please. Wait a minute! Can't we maybe discuss this like gentlemen? Or at least give us a last meal.

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Captain Ginyu

Jeice! Don't just stand there! Maybe you can help me a little bit here!?

Right. Coming.

[to Jeice, after Vegeta sneaks up behind him] Hey, Snow White! How 'bout you pick on somebody your own size!

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It looks like he's figured out my powers. Be careful Gohan!

Captain Ginyu

Aha ha. Bingo! Ha ha. Give the man a silver dollar because Captain Ginyu's back in action. Get ready! The Captain's comin' ta get you! [to himself] Aw man, that attack line really sucked the big one. I gotta come up with somethin' better. Now what would a Captain o' the Ginyu Force say that sounds really tough?

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I guess that takes care of Ginyu. Just don't forget Vegeta. You owe me a big one.

Right. But explain this to me Kakarot. What happened back there to Captain Ginyu?

Aha ha ha...you don't get it, do you Vegeta? Take a good look at that frog over there and say hello to Captain Ginyu!

What?

Captain Ginyu

[in frog's body] Ribbit ribbit.

Well, looks to me like its frog stomping time!

Captain Ginyu

[in frog's body] Oh! Ribbit ribbit! [tries to run away]

Get along little froggy.

Get a lode o' that would ya, ha, I'd say Vegeta finally has someone his own size ta pick on.

Hm, whatever. Maybe I'll let him go. It's not like I wanna get toad guts all over my nice clean boots.

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Captain Ginyu

[while in Bulma's body, about Frieza pounding Goku] Incredible. Now that's what I call speed. I can't believe that I have the privilege of watching this fight. This is monumental, what a matchup. Gosh, this is the greatest battle ever, and here I am to witness it.

GGohan

Bulma...I know the fight is a big deal and all, but it's really not a time to celebrate.

Bulma...Goku's not faring too well at the moment.

Captain Ginyu

[Ginyu smacks Krillin back] Oopsie.

Ow.

Captain Ginyu

Do me a favor. After the fight's over, remind me to kill you guys!