Hercule Satan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to himself, about Majin Buu] Tubby won't even know what hit 'im! I got enough dynamite here to blow up a tank! All I have to do is push this little button, and it's goodbye Majin Buu. They're gonna have to scrape 'im off the walls after this blast. Yeah! And I'll be the man who saved the world again!

I should've known! Nobody wants to mess with the mighty Mister Satan! No siree! I am the king! Aha ha! I don't blame him. I'm twice the size of that pink sissy! And he didn't want any of this, anyway! No way, baby!

You finally did it, Buu. Just like you wanted from the start. You put an end to humanity.

[stranded in the desert] This must be the punishment for all the lies I've told in my life. The fame and fortune and women.

This Buu has a screw loose.

[to Kid Buu] You had your way with those other two, but lets see how you do against the World Champion.

[to Kid Buu] Alright, you scoundrel. I'll give you one last chance. If you don't wanna be destroyed, then surrender now. Or at least apologize.

[to the people of Earth] What's wrong with you ingrates? Can't you lend us a hand? Come on! How many times have I saved you people, huh?

This was all just a cheap trick. Cell planted bombs just before the military came. He might be an expert with explosives. But, as you can see, from a martial arts standpoint, he's an amateur. And I, Hercule, the greatest fighter in the world, will crush that fake with my little finger. Now, yell if you love me!

Krillin

[viewing Hercule on television] Eh, man that guy's a real moron.

I'd like to give Cell my condolences. It's too bad my unworthy opponent didn't know that I existed before he started this tournament of his.

Anything else?

I'll give him one last chance to back out. He might think he's a champ, but he's just a chump!

[to Vegeta] So, who are you and what are you doing here? And if you've just come to watch, back away from the ring before you get hurt.

Vegeta

Quiet. I've had enough of your insolence. Get out of my face!

[to Hercule, about Vegeta] If you ask me, that guy's totally nuts. Have any thoughts, champ?

Uh...well...he's probably just one of my fanatical fans.

But how? How is it physically possible for all of them to fly?

Heh...I guess that trick's very popular today...

Maestro, please...let us take care of him. There's no point in your fighting this...sissy.

I will crush him up!

Hmm...you're right. It could be a little embarrassing for me to take on such an amateur as Cell.

Cell

[to himself, about Hercule] His ignorance is painful.

[after breaking some ceramic tiles] Cell, you see these pieces of busted tile on the ground...heh heh...well that's what I'm gonna do...to your face!

Let's get a professional opinion from Earth's greatest fighter. What do you think of this action packed match so far, Mr. Satan?

Uh...not bad. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Uh, thanks. Mr. Satan, ladies and gentlemen...a man of few words but with large fists.