Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[to himself, about Vegeta] Miserable Saiyan monkey.

Zarbon

Lord Frieza, it's Zarbon.

The door is open. [Zarbon walks in] So, did you find the village?

Zarbon

No. I've come to tell you that I found Vegeta. You won't have to worry about him troubling us again.

Oh, so you say. What makes you sure? Did you use your power of transformation?

Zarbon

Right.

I see. And you know for a fact that he's dead?

Zarbon

Well, I didn't check his pulse, if that's what you mean, but I'm telling you it's highly unlikely he survived. A chance in a million really.

So in other words, you don't really know, do you?

Zarbon

I know that I saw him fall into the water and not get back up again.

You should've gone in after him Zarbon. Now we can't confirm anything just because you didn't want to get wet. That's careless. And, it was careless to try and kill Vegeta before you even questioned him. How do you know he hadn't already found a dragonball and hidden it?

Zarbon

Uh...I'm...I'm sorry Lord Frieza. I'll go back and look for him.

Lord Frieza. I found another one of the villages.

Zarbon

Huh?

But it was completely destroyed by the time I got there. The dragonball was missing.

Missing?

There was one villager left. He said a Saiyan took it.

Zarbon

You were right. Vegeta must've hidden it.

So, I took care of the Namek and got back here as fast as I could.

Zarbon

Eh...

So, you're saying you killed the only witness?

Uh...Lord Frieza. [Frieza performs eye lasers which obliterate Orin]

Take note Zarbon. Because you can expect the same to happen to you if you don't find out where that dragonball is. Do you understand? That is the price of careless mistakes. You had better hope for your sake that Vegeta is alive.

Zarbon

Uh...

Appule!

Yes, my Lord.

Open a line to the home planet. Send word to the Ginyu Force that I want them readied and on their way to Namek, immediately. And tell them they had better not forget their scouters.

Zarbon

Ah...

I'll be expecting them in five days.

Yes Frieza.

Zarbon

The Ginyus? Lord Frieza, are you sure that's necessary? There's no telling what they'll do once they get here. I've got the situation under control. I can handle this without them.

I have a feeling we'll need them sooner than you think.

Zarbon

Why? Is there something I should know about?

I destroyed the Saiyan's planet because I felt that if left unchecked, they might one day pose a serious threat. And it's beginning to look like I was right.

Zarbon

Auh!

Vegeta isn't the only one that concerns me...there are others.

Zarbon

What...what others? Surely you don't mean the one Saiyan and his son that Vegeta fought on Earth? Heh, I don't see how they could possibly worry you. Even combined, they were hardly a match for Vegeta. They're certainly no match for you.

Zarbon, are you telling me that I'm wrong? Is that what I'm hearing?

Zarbon

No.

That's what I thought. Now go find Vegeta! I want that dragonball!

Zarbon

Yes Lord. [Zarbon dashes off]

So then, how is he?

Zarbon

He...he should regain consciousness anytime now.

Good. Then I won't have to kill you.

Zarbon

Yes, Lord. [an explosion occurs inside the ship] Huh...huh...what? What in the blazes was that?

Find out!

Zarbon

Damn! It came from the recovery room!

Well, don't just stand there! [Zarbon and Frieza enter the recovery room to find it demolished along with Vegeta gone]

Zarbon

Huh? He's gone! He must've flown off.

So go after him.

Go now! Do you hear me Zarbon?

Zarbon

I'll...I'll find him!

You'd better, because if you don't find him within the hour, you'll wish you'd never been born!

Zarbon

Vegeta! Vegeta, where are you Saiyan!? Believe me, as soon as I get my hands on you, I'm going to rip you to pieces.

Haven't found him yet have you Zarbon? Just remember, you have one hour to find him before I hold you completely responsible for his escape!

[sees his dragonballs have been stolen by Vegeta] Aah! My dragonballs! Where are my dragonballs?!

Zarbon

Aah! Vegeta! He couldn't've gone that far!

What are you waiting for, you fool?! Don't you think you've disappointed me enough for one day? Get out of my sight! Go find him! Now!

Zarbon

Yes, Lord.

[angrily, to Zarbon] Get your act together! You're a disgraceable warrior! You don't deserve to be near me! Have I left anything out?

Zarbon

No...

Like I said...you have one hour! [slams his tail on the ground]

Zarbon

Yes, Lord.

Zarbon's late.

Ah...right...uh...

I tire of waiting. He should've been back by now. Either Vegeta has defeated him or he has failed in his mission and run away to escape me. I knew it. I should've dispatched the Ginyu Force from the very beginning.

Ah...Lord Frieza, you'll be pleased to know the Ginyu Force has been notified of your command and are making preparations for immediate departure. I'm expecting confirmation any minute now.

There, you see. Now that's professionalism. Heh he he he he he he...oh, and Namole...

Eh?

I'm afraid with the Ginyu Force coming, you will no longer be needed...ever. [Frieza blasts Namole to death]

At ease men. I have an important errand for you.

Captain Ginyu

Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?

It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Vegeta?

Hah. Stupid Saiyan.

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.

So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.

Once I have the dragonballs, it will make a nice fireworks display to celebrate my immortality. Ah yes, I'll write the name of Frieza in lights across the galaxy.

You're kidding right?

I'm not...how do you say, the kidding type. It will be glorious.

At last, I've searched so long and the dragonballs are finally mine. It's time to make my wish.

Captain Ginyu

Lord Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the dance of joy. [Captain Ginyu dances]

Uh, Ginyu, if you value your life...stop.

Captain Ginyu

Oh, yes...Lord.

Ha ha ha. Oh, did I hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry. Get over it! This is my moment of glory! Don't spoil it for me!

Captain Ginyu

You're right Lord Frieza! I don't know what came over me. You have a wish to make. The dance of joy can wait.

Oh my! According to my readout, I may have underestimated your strength, but no matter. Your power pales in comparison to what I have in store for you. Not to say the light show wasn't impressive, but you see, I'm probably five hundred thousand times stronger than you are...so, in order to keep this a fair fight, I promise to refrain from using all of my powers on you, for they are obviously powers which you, my green little friend, do not possess.

Nail

Grr...

Observe. My left hand...it's strength alone is enough to crush you like the little bug you are, so as a special one time bonus, today, I will fight you while my other hand is behind my back. So now that we've got the ground rules settled, shall we begin?

Nail

Grrr.....I've had enough of you! It's time to fight!

There doesn't seem to be any power readings for the Ginyu Force. So it is true. Heh heh heh heh heh. Somehow, you wimps have managed to destroy the most elite fighting team in the universe. Ha ha. What a farce. I only wish that I could've been there to see the look on Ginyu's face. Ha ha ha ha ha. What do ya say we get started...I know you are all anxious to resolve this dispute once and for all. I always knew that you would turn on me someday, Vegeta, but I never knew when. Now, I see that you were just waiting for the stakes to get high enough before you played your hand. A valiant effort but in the end it just didn't work, now did it? I hope you've thoroughly enjoyed your little rebellion, because now its over my restless little warriors. Now you die. I should've done this a long time ago. You ruined everything you little scumbag. How dare you stick your nose in my affairs? I could've been immortal. I hate you!

Vegeta

Like I care if you hate me. I quit. I'm free now. To think I was nice to you all those years...makes me wanna puke.

Heh heh heh. That's right. Get it all out. Live boldly...even if it is only for a few more moments.

What are we gonna do?

Krillin

I...I don't know.

Well I do. You are all going to perish and it won't be pretty.

Vegeta

Soon, I'll be a Super Saiyan! Your worst nightmare!

Hmmm...

Vegeta

Aha ha...

A Super Saiyan, huh? Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it...heh heh heh...heh...that is if we ever come to it fool!