Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

Why don't you transform Frieza?

Hm?

Krillin

Say what?

Tranform? Oh man. That doesn't sound too good.

Vegeta

Well, how 'bout it Frieza, why don't you stop playing around and show us the real you?

So, you found out my little secret.

Vegeta

That's right. Your loving minion Zarbon blurted it out.

Huh?

Krillin

What's going on?

Vegeta

The form of Frieza that you see standing before you is not what he really is. It's just a clever camouflage. He can transform to his real self at any time. He just uses this form to conserve energy.

Oh, you rude little ruffian. Please. I don't choose my real form because my power is too radical to control. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Krillin

That's just great.

Vegeta

Don't listen to him. He's just saying that to intimidate you. His power won't increase that much.

Heh. Is that so?

Vegeta

Why don't you show us then?

Krillin

Uh....

Oh, alright. Heh, I'll bare it all. Heck, why not? Well, strap yourselves in. You're in for one heck of a ride. Ha ha. Oh, and Vegeta, I want you to know that any remote chance you once had of winning is about to go flying out the window. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I think it would be nice for somebody to give me a countdown.

Vegeta

Aw, come on! There's no way....that's ridiculous!

I'm waiting.

Vegeta

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one...ah...you happy?

I love it. You're too kind. Here goes. [Frieza begins to transform]

Zarbon

[Frieza is drinking wine as Zarbon walks in] Lord Frieza! King Vegeta has arrived, escorted by a squadron of his men and he's requested an audience with you. Lord Frieza?

Zarbon, the last time I had my hearing checked, it was just fine.

Zarbon

Right.

Open the doors.

Zarbon

As you wish, sire.

[Frieza's wine spills on his leg because of King Vegeta's attack inside the ship] Why, those nasty monkeys. Zarbon, go ahead and open my door. Vegeta wanted an audience with me and that's what he's going to get.

Zarbon

Right.

This is no way for guests on my ship to behave!

I say we torch the whole barrel of monkeys. What do you say, Zarbon?

Zarbon

Is it necessary now that King Vegeta's out of the way?

Yes, because when one revolts, the others are sure to follow. You know, monkey see...monkey do. [turns to look at planet Vegeta] Just look at all those lost sheep waiting for the good news from their king.

Vegeta

[to Frieza] Hey, who do you think you're fooling? You grew two inches and got rid of your armor. You call that a transformation?

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Vegeta

Huh?

Vegeta, it pains me to see you going through this. What a waste. I favored you so much. Why couldn't you just continue to obey me?

Vegeta

Obey? I just pretended to obey you, you fool. I've been waiting patiently for any chance I could get to destroy you once and for all.

Yes, you're just like your father aren't you? The good king. You probably don't remember your father very well, do you Vegeta?

Krillin

[while Frieza transforms] Oh crap!

Vegeta

Unbelievable! Absolute madness!

It was nice knowin' you Krillin.

Krillin

Yeah...so long Gohan.

[after completing transformation] Heh heh heh! Well, this is it! I hope you're not disappointed!

So you think you're pretty tough, huh? Well, it won't take me long to have you face first in the dirt begging for mercy.

Piccolo

Give it a try!

[after transforming] So, tell me...how do I look? I may not win any beauty contest but I'll beat your tail.

Piccolo

You? Disgusting.

Vegeta

No, I'm not ready!

My dear, dear friend. Who is ever ready to meet their final fate, hmm? Now feast your eyes on my ultimate transformation.

Vegeta

[after Frieza kills Dende with his death beam] What happened?

No! No!

Nail

Dende! No, it can't be! It just can't be!

Piccolo

Frieza, you monster!

That's one down, and I didn't even break a sweat.

No, Dende!

Well, well. You certainly surprise me with your newfound force.

Vegeta

And I'm just warming up, you clown. What you just witnessed was only the beginning of my power. If you had one of your stupid scouters here, you'd realize my true potential and you'd run like the coward you really are. No matter. A Saiyan loves a good fight. And you'll discover my powers soon enough. So lets stop talking and cut to the chase. This time, you're going down. What's the matter? Is your brain another one of your weak and underused muscles?

Very well, you've had your fun, but I really do feel sorry for you now, because now you have to back up your delusional, pathetic taunts, Super Saiyan.

Vegeta

Shut up!

Vegeta, face it. To fight with me is futile and useless. Just wake up. You're blind and delusional.

Vegeta

Uh...?

You keep going on about being a Super Saiyan, but it's just a myth Vegeta. I've never seen one, have you? You're such a chump. Heh heh.

Such an ego. You really believe all that? A Super Saiyan? I must say, somebody has some high hopes.

Vegeta

[to himself] Oh no. What if he's right. What if I'm not a Super Saiyan? That would mean I don't stand a chance against Frieza. That would mean I'm pretty much...dead. Blast it, it can't be true.

You must be Frieza, the one responsible for the horrible chain of events that have taken place on this planet.

The proof is in the pudding, don't you think, huh?

Whatever problems you have with Vegeta, you can take them up with me now.

Nice move but your shoe came untied.

I'm not going to fall for that. I don't even have shoelaces.

Darn. I guess you're a little smarter than the average Saiyan.

Very funny.

Ha ha ha ha. Goodness. No sense of humor.