Frieza quotes from Dragon Ball Z

The sky. It's black. Time to get out of here. She's about to blow. And I don't have enough energy to weather the explosion. Well, so long. You fulfilled the legend only to become a fresh batch of Super Saiyan soup. Ha ha ha ha.

[to Gohan] A pint sized Saiyan? Heh. You don't really believe that you could succeed where both your father and Vegeta failed...? Maybe you do believe it. It wouldn't surprise me to know that the last Saiyan to perish at my hands was just as foolish as the first. Darn shame. Isn't it? A noble race like the Saiyans completely extinct. Or am I speaking too soon? Perhaps you really are going to strike me down. Well, let's find out. Show me what ya got!

[to Gohan] Magnificent attack for a kid. You are a true Saiyan, which is precisely why I have to kill you. It seems that I have become the Saiyan exterminator. It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it. Tough luck, but hey...my hands are tied. So...this is the end of the road for you, kid.

Heh heh! You're really a Super Saiyan! I'm glad now that I finally met one. I can see it was quite an overrated legend.

All that you've done to me, I'll pay you back ten times...no...a thousand times! [Frieza cracks the ground with his legs] Oh, yes. Stupid Saiyan! You will pay for this!

[To Goku as he is about to leave] I'm afraid the planet is about to go boom! So, where do you think you're going? Hmm? You know you can't survive in space! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, you can run all you want, but sometimes you'll have to meet your problems head on! Face it, monkey! You're going to die! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Well, you certainly are an arrogant little thing. And maybe in whatever little hole you just crawled out of, you're pretty tough. But you're no match for me, really. Fighting a pitiful little punk like you isn't even worth my time.

Heh heh heh heh heh. Vegeta is a master tactician. His plan is excellent. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Except for one thing. He put his faith in a plebeian race from the Dark Ages. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I finally get to see those monkeys fry! Ha ha ha ha ha!

For you, Lord Frieza. [Zarbon and Dodoria step forward as Frog Face hands a dragonball to Dodoria]

Very good. Just three more to go now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Dodoria

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Zarbon

[softly] Hmm Heh Heh...

Zarbon

I sent some men to the area where we noticed them before their power readings blipped off the radar screen.

I'm not concerned about them, Zarbon. It's Vegeta I want off my back.

Zarbon

Cui will take care of him in no time. His power level is much higher than Vegeta's. I don't think you have to worry about seeing that monkey-tailed abomination again.

Dodoria

Hm...

What's wrong Dodoria? Does your scouter indicate something?

Dodoria

I don't know. For a second, I thought I detected a very weak power level. And then it just disappeared. It's probably just a bird or a small rodent. Nothing that should cause us any alarm.

Krillin

[Krillin and Gohan are hiding in the Namekian mountains] We gotta be careful, 'cause if they spot us, we're as good as dead.

Dodoria?

Dodoria

Yes.

Do you remember that first Namek Elder we visited. Doesn't our new friend here remind you of him in some way?

Dodoria

He thought he could play dumb too. He said he had no idea what the dragonballs were. Heh heh heh heh.

Zarbon

[about Elder Muuri] We don't need him. Even without the scouters, it shouldn't be too difficult to find the next village.

Yes, Zarbon. You must've read my mind.

Zarbon

[about Gohan and Krillin] Those two were fairly strong. Whoever they are, I suspect they're the ones who took out our scouts earlier. And if we're not careful, they could cause us even more trouble, perhaps I-

Zarbon.

Zarbon

Huh?

You disappoint me. Could it be your faith in my power is beginning to waver? [Zarbon stares at Frieza as Frieza explodes an entire mountainside with the blink of his eyes] Heh heh heh heh. They are just a minor annoyance Zarbon. Nothing more.

Zarbon

It's been too long. Dodoria should've been back by now. Something must've happened. Maybe I'd better go look for him.

Forget him. If he isn't capable of dealing with two puny pests and a baby Namek, then I don't want him back. Continue your search for the last two dragonballs.

But how will we find the Namek villages without our scouters? We'll have to search this entire planet.

Zarbon

And that's exactly what we'll do. Don't worry Lord Frieza. We'll find them.

I expect nothing less from you Zarbon. Now leave all the dragonballs with me. I'll wait for you back at the ship.

Zarbon

Hmm...

Come to me when you have the final two. And do hurry, I'd like to make my wish before I die of old age.