Piccolo quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Piccolo

Would you care to eat before the fight?

No! I don't want to eat! You take me there now before I break you in half!

Piccolo

Of course.

Piccolo, be honest. Do you think that there's any way that I can beat this guy?

Piccolo

I think there's a way to succeed in everything. You just have to be serious about it.

That's no answer.

Piccolo

Make yourselves at home. You're indeed stronger than Gotenks and I, but it doesn't matter now. Whether you like it or not, Majin Buu, we'll be spending the rest of our lives in this place together.

Uh...Piccolo? We're stuck here?

Piccolo

Yes. Of course our friend here could still try to get rid of us if he wants. But, then he'd be all alone.

But how do we eat candy?

Piccolo

We don't. There's none here.

None? No ice cream? No...no chocolate?

Piccolo

Heh heh heh. Nothing. All gone.

Piccolo

You did hurt him. But it's not his body that's suffering. You've damaged his ego. As a fighter, you're his equal. He's never fought anyone as strong as himself. This creature has never faced a true challenge and I suspect, he doesn't know how to handle it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You mean Majin Buu is a little scaredy-cat. But how can you blame him? He's up against the best fighter in the world, don't you think? Give me five more minutes with him and he's toast!

Piccolo

Goten! Trunks! Hold your ground for a moment! I'm sensing some kind of...deception.

Trunks

Come on, Piccolo. You gotta be kidding! He's not smart enough for somethin' like that! He can't even spell deception.

Dende

[about Uub] Whoah, he's giving Goku a run for his money.

Piccolo

Heh. Indeed he is, Dende. And Goku must be loving it. He's waited ten years for this.

Videl

You mean your dad's gone? Just like that?

Yeah, he has his way of coming and going.

Uh... how could he...?

I'm sorry, but Goku's going to have to grow up someday and realize that there's more to life than fighting.

Piccolo

He seemed happy to me. More so than in a long time.

Dende

Yeah, you're right, Piccolo.