Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Videl

Dad doesn't even let me watch him train now. It's all a secret.

Ha ha ha ha ha. [to himself] Yeah, no wonder. He doesn't want Videl to know she's stronger than he is.

Are all these people competing?

Vegeta

I say we wipe them all out now.

But hey, tell me somethin'. It wasn't Mister Satan who beat Cell, right? Come on, I know it was you.

Heh.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee.

Listen, I can't tell you how glad I am you're here. Without you, these last few tournaments have been nothing but capital B boring. [looks at Goku's team] Huh? Say, are all of them with you too?

Yeah, you could say that.

Great, even better. So you think you guys can get through the fights without blowing up the ring this time?

Piccolo

We'll try.

And that's exactly the kind of attitude this tournament has been lacking...ha ha. You haven't always had that gold ring over your head, have you?

Well, actually...I've been dead ever since my fight with Cell but they let me come back this one time for a day to compete.

Uh...well that's weird. But hey, with all the things I've seen you do, it'd be dumb to start doubting you now. Am I right, Goku baby?

[to himself] Good. At least one person knows how great my dad is.

Hey dad. Hey Krillin. We finally finished the qualifying test.

Krillin

What took so long? Hm? Heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, I see. You were hanging out with your girlfriend.

Krillin! It's not like that. We're just friends.

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee. Yeah right, whatever.

Gohan, is that sunburn? Or are you blushing?

Videl

My gosh! Goten and Trunks are more powerful than most of the adult fighters here!

Those two are really tearing it up! They'll be stronger than us soon if we don't watch it!

I know.

It was pretty interesting. Trunks beat Mister Satan with one punch.

Really?

But everyone thinks that he lost the match on purpose just to be a gentleman.

Krillin

Hm. What a guy, huh? He should get an Academy Award for that one.

[after he eats a lot] Wowee, I'm so full. If I have to fight one of you guys, please don't punch me in the gut!

[to Krillin] You didn't eat anything. You must be on a diet.

Krillin

Believe it or not Gohan, most athletes don't like to stuff themselves before a big match.

Android 18

Hey. We should go check the draw. See who's fighting who.

Vegeta

Well, if I have to fight Kakarot in the first round, the first thing I'm going to do is punch him in the gut.

Aw, man. No mercy.

Piccolo

[about Supreme Kai and Kibito] I sense something from them and I'm not sure what it is. They're very powerful but their power is...different.

Videl

Huh? Why can't we trust them. They seem nice enough.

Uh...well sometimes, Piccolo is...a little on the paranoid side.

Videl

I guess you're right. He does seem a little bit high strung.

Krillin, I'm gonna go see Videl.

Krillin

Sure. But what about your dad? Don't you wanna wait for him? He went to Korin's to get some senzu beans, remember?

Yeah, but how can I just stand around like this while I know Videl's in the hospital. There's gotta be some way I can help.

Krillin

Good luck.

Huh?

Krillin

Heh heh heh. You know what, it sounds to me like you and Videl are becoming more than just friends, huh?

Dabura!

What is he doing here!?

That cursed wizard. He's even managed to ensnare the king of the demons!

Krillin

Uh!?

Which one? Which one is Dabura?

The tall one.

I see. Is he strong?

Of course he's strong! He is the king of the demon world.

Wait a second. What is this demon world?

It is a shadow world that exists on the other side of this one. Like two sides of the same coin. One of you may be the strongest in this world. But in his dark demon world, Dabura is the strongest by far.

Krillin

[afraid] Uh, guys, I'm beginning to feel just a little bit outclassed here. Uh...uh...I mean I'll still help you out if you think you need me...but why don't I...uh...how 'bout I take the little guy...?

Why'd I have to get this guy? Sure, he's big. But he kinda looks dumb ta me.

Huh?

I know that monster. I know who he is. His name is Yakon.

You've met him before?

That's right. He is one of the most feared creatures in the universe and he is extremely strong. I don't think Goku will be able to beat him on his own.

So I uh...wonder how they're doin' back at the World Martial Arts Tournament...?

I don't know, dad. I mean, we did sorta leave 'em in a bit of a bind.

Vegeta

I would've preferred to fight you there Kakarot...than come to this place. This has been a waste of my time battling these cretins!

Heh heh. I know what you mean, Vegeta. I was looking forward to dukin' it out in the ring with my dad, too.

Oh, yeah! I'm ready for the both of you! Anytime! Anywhere!

[to himself] These Saiyans are impossible. They enjoy the thrill of a challenge so much that they ignore the dangers of fighting. Reckless!

Vegeta

Where are they!? Sleeping!?

After those moves you and dad showed off at the last two stages, you probably scared them off.

I hope they don't all run away. You haven't even had your turn.

Vegeta

Gohan's been far too busy going to school and going out on dates to do any serious training! Both of us are more powerful than he is in his condition. Of course I could be wrong. Maybe he's been training in between classes or during P.E. or something. Maybe he's the strongest one here.

Well...eheh heh eheh.

Vegeta

I didn't think so...

Hey! Where do you think you're going? Are you giving up or what?

Dabura

Oh no. It's just a brief intermission. We just need a few minutes to rework our strategy. It seems we've found a new recruit. The perfect warrior, capable of handling all of you. So just take a little rest while we bring him up to speed. Heh heh heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey! Come back!

[to himself] What are they up to? They don't have any warriors stronger than Dabura!