Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Hey, Gohan. I need some sugar in my coffee. Ten teaspoons, please.

[Gohan pours the sugar for her] Nine...ten.

Thanks. That's why I'm so sweet.

Oh man. That's a lot o' sugar.

Were your pants down?

Ahh....!

Videl

[to Gohan] I thought you were a nice boy. Keep your pants on, or else. Got it?

Videl

You're not gonna believe this, but I didn't jump in to help you because I thought you would be okay, because I honestly believed that you were the Great Saiyaman.

Me? No way...

Videl

I was convinced of it until I saw you fight...eh. Please don't take on any more criminals, Gohan. Sorry, but you don't have what it takes. But you sure know how to take a punch in the face.

Gee, thanks. [to himself] Phew. Wow. I might have to get punched in the face more often.

Look, I know you kidnapped that little guy. Please let him go.

You gotta be kiddin' me. Don't you's remember how Jack in the beanstalk got the goose who laid the golden eggs? He stole her, that's how kid! But maybe you're right. Maybe all circus owners should be arrested for kidnapping! Ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha!

It's not funny. Look, that dinosaur has a mother and a father and a home. You can't just take it, mister.

Grr...shut up! Where do you's think circus owners get their animals from, kid? Do you think the stork brings 'em! It's dollars that matter. Not sentimental rubbish. Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Videl

Wow, this is gonna be great. What a terrific match. The former champion's daughter fighting the former champion's son. Doesn't that sound exciting to you?

No, not really. Why don't we do something really challenging like go out on a date?

So I heard that you're going to take part in the world martial arts championship.

Yeah.

Wow. Well, I must say I'm a little surprised, Gohan. It's not like you have to prove yourself or anything.

I know. But Videl Satan discovered my secret. She's blackmailing me into it.

Again? Good grief, Gohan. You get blackmailed more than a politician. What is it with you and all these girls?

[after wearing the new bandanna and glasses to go along with his Great Saiyaman outfit] Alright! I love it! Now that's what I call style! Hey, what do ya think, Trunks? Pretty cool, huh?

Trunks

Yeah...it's great... [to himself] If you like looking like a total geek, that is...

Piccolo

I do have one question. You're not going to wear that in the tournament, are you?

What? Man, not you too! You don't think my outfit looks good?

Piccolo

Hmm...Gohan, I can't lie to you. It's ridiculous.

Gohan...

Hm?

What's my dad like?

He's like an angel, Goten.

What's an angel like?

I don't know. I just know that when they're around, you feel happy inside.

[while training for the upcoming martial arts tournament] Goten? Where'd you go? I guess I went too fast for the little guy. [hears Goten laughing] Hey, Goten! Where are you?

[Goten is being licked by a baby dinosaur] Over here! I'm being attacked by a wild dinosaur! Please help me! Gohan, come over here and meet my new friend. He reminds me of Icarus. Hey! [the baby dinosaur pounces on Goten and continues to lick him] Gohan, help me! It tickles! Please! [laughs]

[thinking] Look at him. So simple and happy. Mom says that Dad was like that when he was a boy. Crazy little kid. [shouting] Hey, Goten! I'm gonna get started! I'll see you in a little bit! [flies off]

[after Goten fools around with a huge dinosaur] Do you know how mad mom would've been if I went home for dinner and I told her you were dead?

Yes, sorry. Gosh.

What's a matter Goten? Did mom give you a hard time when you transformed?

Yeah, she said never do it again. I guess it's a bad thing because she called me a monster.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't worry about it too much. You're the best little monster I know!

My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.

Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.

Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!

Videl

Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!

Videl

Thank you very much for lunch, Chi-Chi.

You're welcome. I'm just glad Gohan's making some nice lady friends. You know, it's never too early to settle down.

Mom...!

[after Videl says her house has over fifty rooms in it] And you're planning to marry this girl?

Hey! So, does this mean that Videl's gonna be my new sister?

I have no idea what you guys are talking about!