Gohan quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

Nah! This whole thing would be over with right now if it wasn't for you! I hope you're proud of yourself!

What do you mean?

Vegeta

I mean you've disgraced us with your pitiful performance. There's no excuse for you fighting the way you did. You have Saiyan blood running through your veins. A warrior like Dabura should be dead! And now you're sitting here scratching your head, wondering what's next when this should already be finished. You are pitiful. Fighting with that soft righteous look on your face. It's brute strength that determines the outcome of a battle, not goodness. The mightiest survive and the weak perish. Your Piccolo and Krillin were turned to stone.

Uh!?

Vegeta

That's because they're weaklings. Is that the kind of fate you want for yourself!? Uh! Garden statues! If they're lucky, someone will make a birdbath out of them!

Vegeta

You'll fight with me, Kakarot! Unless of course, you'd like more bodies to pile up on your conscience.

Uh! Vegeta! Certainly you didn't!

Vegeta

Ha ha ha ha...

How sad. I didn't think you were weak enough to be controlled.

Uh!?

Huh!?

Dad, don't.

Answer me! Vegeta! Do you let yourself be a slave!? [Vegeta raises his hand to the side and blasts the world tournament arena again, killing more bystanders] Huh!? Ahh!

Vegeta

Tell me. Is it slavery when you get what you want!? [Vegeta smiles] Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh.

Grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...grr...

Stop it! You don't know what you're doing!

Vegeta

Grr! Stand aside! [Vegeta knocks Gohan away with a flick of his hand] This does not concern you! It's between me and your circus clown of a father!

Circus clown. Well, that's a new one.

Vegeta

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! [Goku powers up]

No, Goku! You mustn't! If you fight him here, you would be doing precisely what Babidi wishes. Every injury that Vegeta causes would be sent back to the ship and Buu will be revived!

Tell me Vegeta. With that stamp on your head, I know Babidi's been giving you orders. Is this one of them? Are you trying to fight me because of him, or is this the same old story between you and me? Which one?

Does it really matter!?

Vegeta

Not to you, Gohan. But to a warrior, it matters greatly. And you know this as well as I do, Kakarot. In a day, you'll be back to the dead, and I will not miss this opportunity!

Who are you people!? Don't you see the universe matters more than your meaningless squabble?

Vegeta

Grrr...grrr...meaningless, huh?

Uh!?

Vegeta

What do you know of meaningless!? Argh! Spend most of your life ruled by another, watch your race dwindle to a handful...and then tell me what has more meaning than your own strength! I have in me the blood of a Saiyan prince. He is nothing but a joke! Yet, I've had to watch him surpass me in strength...my destiny thrown to the wayside! He's...he's even saved my life as if I were a helpless child. He has stolen my honor. And his debts...must be paid!

So, what's the verdict, Supreme Kai? Is this the guy you're so afraid of?

Yes. That's Bibidi's creation without a doubt. I can never forget that disgusting creature's face!

I can't bear to look at him! We have to retreat!

I'm not so sure about that. You may have been right about him weakening from his years in captivity. He's obviously tough, but I don't think he's unbeatable.

Wha...? But don't you sense his power? His strength!?

Yeah, but I'm also well aware of what I can do.

Supreme Kai...uh...where...uh...are we?

It's my world. It is the world of the Kais.

This is where you live? Huh...well...I uh...guess this means I'm dead, doesn't it? Hey! I don't get a halo like my dad has!?

No. Now don't worry. You were in bad shape, but you're alive.

'Kay. But if I'm not dead...then what am I doing here?

You are asking too many questions of the Supreme Kai. You should try to be more respectful. You are a guest here. No living mortal has ever stood on this ground.

I brought Gohan here to get the Z sword. It's the only way that Majin Buu can be defeated now.

Huh!? The Z sword!? You...you can't be serious Supreme Kai! How can a mere Earthling do what the Kais themselves could not!? Don't you remember!? None of the Kais, not even you, were capable of freeing the Z sword!

I'm aware of the power of the Z sword. And I'm certain that Gohan is the right person to wield it.

Uh...what's the Z sword?

[while struggling to hold the Z sword up] Hey, you know what...I think I figured out how I can use this thing to beat Majin Buu.

Is that so?

It's so heavy...if I could just get him to hold it, he won't be able to move his arms.

Huh! How dare you make jokes!? Have you no respect for the power that is in your grasp!?

[after picking up a huge boulder to throw at Gohan for their training] Lets start out with this small one.

Right, dad. Ready when you are.

That's a small one!?

My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Hmph! I have no need for such things. With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach! Heh heh!

You call yourself a Kai!?

Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman!?

Is she a good kisser?

Yeah, of course.

Eheh heh heh...heh heh heh heh...

[to himself] What luck...this guy's just like Master Roshi...

Dad, are you nuts! How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but you can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Dad! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?

Now that my training is over, how do I make sure what you did comes through in my fighting?

Well, you just do that Super Saiyan thing you always do and stop worrying. It'll happen. Just make sure you let it.

All I have to do is become a Super Saiyan and believe. [Gohan begins to power up]

Try believing someplace else!

We anticipate great things to come from you, Gohan. Please don't leave us and the world disappointed.

No way. I'm not gonna start disappointing people now.

So, hotshot! You want to fight Majin Buu?

Fight you? No. I wanna kill you!

What's wrong? I thought you said something about making me dead?

Grr! Rah! Buu make you dead! What Buu say, Buu do! Now you die!

What's the matter? Boo boo?

Buu! Not boo boo! Fool! I'll kill you all!

Doesn't this generation know how to plan? My goodness. Do I have to do everything?

[Screaming] WHAT! M-M-M-MY SWEET LITTLE VIDEL IS DEAD?! [Hercule and Bee whimper]. My poor Videl. How could Buu do that to her? Darn him. He was my friend. [Starts crying].

[Unusually jumps to Gohan and starts floating. Unusual, because he can't fly.] What's wrong with you? Why didn't you protect my little girl, huh? What kind of boyfriend are you, huh, pal?

I wasn't there.

Hey, don't worry sir, she'll come back to life. [He means by use of the dragon balls.]

Huh? [Jumps towards Goten and starts shaking him. Goten starts to blabber and chuckle due to the tickling of the shaking]. What are you talking about? She's dead, you little imp! How are you gonna bring her back to life? [Hercule doesn't know about the dragon balls, go figure.]

[Still being shaken and chuckling].

[Misunderstands and thinks Goten's chuckling because he was joking about Videl coming back. Still shaking him.] No joking around! This is my daughter we're talking about.

[Finally not being shaken or chuckling anymore, but annoyed.] I'm not joking!