Krillin quotes from Dragon Ball Z

There's a lot o' talk down here on the floor about fairness in regards to the size difference of our competitors. Let me just say that this is a competition where size truly does not matter, folks.

You can believe what he's saying if you want to, but I tell you this...you're gonna definitely think size matters when I'm done with you.

Krillin

[to himself] Heh. I'm gonna have to take it easy on this guy. I don't wanna cause him any more brain damage.

Krillin, I'm gonna go see Videl.

Krillin

Sure. But what about your dad? Don't you wanna wait for him? He went to Korin's to get some senzu beans, remember?

Yeah, but how can I just stand around like this while I know Videl's in the hospital. There's gotta be some way I can help.

Krillin

Good luck.

Huh?

Krillin

Heh heh heh. You know what, it sounds to me like you and Videl are becoming more than just friends, huh?

Vegeta

[to Supreme Kai] I don't know you, and you're telling me what to do? Who do you think you are?

Piccolo

Vegeta, show him some respect. That is no way to be talking to the Supreme Kai.

Krillin

Eh!

Vegeta

Uh!

Ah! I heard stories from King Kai but I thought they were just stories. Shin? You're the Supreme Kai!?

So I guess Bibidi's son is controlling the guys from the tournament?

Yes. His name is Babidi. And as is often the case in this universe, the son is as evil as the father.

Krillin

Great. Why does that not surprise me?

Dabura!

What is he doing here!?

That cursed wizard. He's even managed to ensnare the king of the demons!

Krillin

Uh!?

Which one? Which one is Dabura?

The tall one.

I see. Is he strong?

Of course he's strong! He is the king of the demon world.

Wait a second. What is this demon world?

It is a shadow world that exists on the other side of this one. Like two sides of the same coin. One of you may be the strongest in this world. But in his dark demon world, Dabura is the strongest by far.

Krillin

[afraid] Uh, guys, I'm beginning to feel just a little bit outclassed here. Uh...uh...I mean I'll still help you out if you think you need me...but why don't I...uh...how 'bout I take the little guy...?

Once Babidi infiltrates a person's heart, his influence is complete. All he needs is to find but a trace of evil to bring someone under his power. Only those pure of heart and free of evil desires like us have a chance of fighting him successfully.

Krillin

Well, that works for most of us. But what about Piccolo? He hasn't always been one good guys, you know.

Piccolo

This is not the time!

I never anticipated that Dabura would be here too. I'm afraid that this changes everything.

Vegeta

Surely, the Supreme Kai isn't afraid, is he!?

Hmmm...

Vegeta

Hmph! Fine! You can cower up here behind the rocks if you want! I'll take them on myself if you don't have the stomach for it.

Krillin

I may just let you do that, Vegeta!

Krillin

What's Vegeta up to, Piccolo!? He's crazy! He won't make it! That monster is gonna eat 'im alive!

Piccolo

For the first time, Vegeta is fighting for someone other than himself. Controlling his own fate.

Krillin

Hey, do ya have any more senzu beans?

We're not running a bean factory here, you just took our last three. We're gonna have to start charging!

Krillin

I'm surprised that you haven't started charging already knowing you...

Hey! What do ya mean by that!? I live like a monk up here! I don't even have a TV set!

Krillin

You don't have a TV? Wow, you really are roughing it up here! Lets vamoose Piccolo.

That's right! All I do is grow beans for you ingrates! I can't even get a pizza delivered up here!

Krillin

If you weren't so lazy, you could learn how to fly!

Hey, he's right! I could fly my own pizza's up!

Krillin

I'm either hallucinating or that's Goku standing there! Goku, is that really you!?

Hi.

Krillin

He's real! He talks and everything! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha! Ha!

[Krillin starts crying] Hey, what's the deal? Why are you so sad? I thought you'd be happy to see me.

Krillin

I'm not sad you oaf! I'm just so happy that I could cry! You're alive! You're alive!

Well, I'm about as alive as a dead guy can be!

Krillin

Look at you! You look like you've been through a meat grinder!

The young ones sleeping...Goten and Trunks are almost exactly the same size, aren't they? Could they do a fusion?

Krillin

Umm...is that possible?

Yeah! Thank you, Mister Popo! You know, that just might work!

Dende

Really Goku!?

Krillin

Mister Popo, I love you! You're a genius! Lets all give it up for Mister Popo the genius!

Piccolo

Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Saiyan? Is that possible?

Krillin

He must be bluffing. I mean...what would that make him? Double ascended?

I wish they'd hurry. If Goten weren't holding my Trunks back, they'd be ready to fight Majin Buu right now and could keep all those people from getting killed.

Krillin

[to himself, angrily] Grr...somebody's gonna have to hold me back if she keeps talking like that!

[Goku is saying farewell and returning to Other World] I'll see you all sooner or later...

Krillin

[crying] Ha. Where you're going...I hope it's a bit later than sooner.

Krillin

So...uh...if you could fuse together with somebody and it could be anyone in the world, who would it be? Now, I mean...hypothetically...

Gosh, that's a tough one, but I think I'd pick your old girlfriend, Maron.

Krillin

Heh heh heh heh heh heh! Right on! Bald and beautiful! So deadly!