Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[as a Super Saiyan 3, to Kid Buu] I know we're both under a lot of pressure, but lets try to keep our heads on our shoulders.

[Super Saiyan 3] I feel like a hamster on a wheel. Doesn't matter how much energy I put out. I still don't get anywhere.

[after seeing Hercule grab and save Vegeta] He's got Vegeta! Ah! Way to go, champ! You really are a hero!

[to Kid Buu] Maybe you'll come back someday as...as a better person, I hope. I'd like that. Perhaps we'll have a little one on one.

[to Gotenks] If I were you guys, I'd stay fused together so Chi-Chi could only spank you once!

[to a pterodactyl] I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.

Hey, who's the kid?

Krillin

You tryin' ta earn some extra cash babysitting or something?

He's my son. [Master Roshi, Bulma, and Krillin are shocked]

Your son!?

Pretty wild, huh?

Krillin

Well, uh...he sure seems a lot different than you were when you were a kid, Goku.

I know. Chi-Chi can be pretty overprotective when it comes to Gohan. She makes him study all the time and she says martial arts are a waste of energy.

Krillin

Oh yeah? Then what does that make us then?

Goku.

Raditz

Huh?

Huh?

There's something...something your grandfather once told me that I think you should know. Long ago, your grandpa Gohan was walking through the woods when he came upon a crater that had been recently made in the ground. When he went to examine it more closely, he found what appeared to be some sort of spaceship, and next to it, there you were, lying in a little round pod. Gohan tried to take care of you, but you were wild. Downright uncontrollable and unusually powerful for a baby. You wanted nothing to do with Gohan's kindness. Then, one day, there was a terrible accident. You fell into a deep ravine and badly injured your head. Your grandfather feared that he had lost you, but somehow, miraculously, you survived. Yes, any other child would have died, but you recovered. And from that day on, you became a happy loving boy.

I'm from outer space!?

Yes.

Well, that would explain a lot! So you think Goku has some connection with this guy?

I wish I knew.

'kay. You've got my attention. Now tell us who you are.

Raditz

Well, I wasn't expecting to give a history lesson when I came here today, but alright, I'll tell you everything. After all, you are going to be working for me from now on and I do like my subordinates to be well informed. [Krillin comes back]

Hey Krillin! You alright?

Krillin

Yeah, be careful Goku. This guy's not...normal.

Believe me, I know. I could sense that from the minute he landed. Even now, standing here talking to him like this, something about him turns my stomach.

Raditz

Such harsh words. Careful, you're more like me than you realize.

Hmmm...

Raditz

You were born on the planet Vegeta. You are a space fighter, a Saiyan warrior, just like me.

Huh!?

Uh...uh!?

Krillin

What?

Goku...

Raditz

Ha ha ha ha ha. So baby brother wants to be left alone. Well, its a pity that's not going to happen. No, at this point, I'm afraid you're far too valuable to us for that. You see, three years ago, our home planet Vegeta met with an unfortunate accident, when a huge comet splattered to its surface. The planet was vaporized and the Saiyan race destroyed. There's not too many of us left now brother. In fact, as far as we can tell, there are only four, including you. We were the only Saiyans away from home when the planet exploded. Like you, the rest of us have been sent off to perform a few hostile takeovers. And now we found another world we'd like to conquer. It should bring in a very high price. But unfortunately, the job's a little too big for only three of us to handle. We were almost afraid we'd have to pass it up, until I remembered you Kakarot. You're not as powerful as I might've hoped, but still, with your help, we should manage nicely. Well now, what do you think? Are you excited? You should be. I've come to take you back into the fold.

I heard enough!

Raditz

Hmmm...

I'd die before I'd join a gang of pirates like you!

Raditz

Interesting. I have been meaning to ask you Kakarot, I couldn't help but notice your son has a tail.

Leave him outta this!

Raditz

I'll decide that! If you won't join us, I suppose I'll just have to settle for taking the boy in your place.

Wha...?

Krillin

Goku...

We'll see. Ha!

Raditz

I see the fire in your eyes brother. You should come with us. It's in your blood, you love to fight.

Huh?

Raditz

Now.

Krillin

I'm right here with you Goku.

Just stay close to Gohan.

Watch it Goku. [Raditz teleports and smashes Goku in the stomach, sending him sprawling backward]

Uh! Ooh...uh....

Raditz

[Raditz grabs Gohan] Like I said, I'm taking your son. If you ever want to see him alive again, I suggest you listen closely.

Krillin

Come on Goku! You have to get up!

Raditz

Now then, I'll give you one day to think about my offer. Although lets be realistic Kakarot, I'm not giving you a choice. So, when you decide to join us, and you will, there's something I want you to do...prove to me that you mean it. You can start by eliminating one hundred of these pathetic Earthlings. Just stack them on this beach when you're done, I'll be back tomorrow for a head count.

Ah!?

Raditz

So what do you say Kakarot? I do hope you'll come through for me on this one. After all, he's my nephew. It would be a shame if I had to hurt him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Raditz

Well, well, well. Look who's decided to drop in. It's little brother. Oh, and he's brought the green man with him. I was wondering who that second insignificant blip on my scouter might be. I confess, I didn't expect it to be you. What a pleasant surprise. I have to hand it to you brother, I didn't think I'd see you till tomorrow. You are a little more resourceful than I thought, and more foolish as well.

We'll see about that!

Raditz

Fair enough. So what bring you here Kakarot? Do tell. Have you already eliminated one hundred Earthlings?

I'm here to get my son back! Where is he!?

That's my daddy!

Raditz

I was afraid you said that.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Raditz

You are testing my patience Kakarot! I've been more than generous with you so far! Now for the last time, I strongly recommend that you join us!

I don't care what you recommend! The answer is still no!

Wah! That hurt! Wah!

Raditz

You should listen to your big brother.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't have a brother!

Raditz

Alright then, you can have it your way Kakarot. I didn't come here to kill you, but it seems you have left me no choice. It's too bad little brother. I do think you would have found the life of a Saiyan to be quite invigorating.

Piccolo

Alright! I've heard enough talk! You know why we're here so lets get on with it! [Piccolo throws down his weighted clothing]

Huh? Piccolo!? I had no idea you trained with weighted clothing too.

Piccolo

What? Thought you were the only one? Hmm...oh yeah. I feel much lighter.

[after taking off that weighted clothing] That outta do it, Piccolo. Unless you can thing of something else

Piccolo

What am I? Your tailor?

Raditz

I'll tell you what. Seeing as how your power levels are more or less equal, why don't we make a little game out of this? We'll call it "which of you can last against me the longest?" The rules are simple. I cause you both a great deal of pain and you writhe around in agony. The loser is the first to beg for mercy.

Piccolo

Grr...grr...grrr...grrr...that's it. I don't care how strong he is. I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. I would prefer to die.

Raditz

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you worry about it green man, we'll get to that in due time.

Hey, don't get ahead o' yourself. You haven't beaten us yet.

Raditz

Trust me Kakarot, I know an easy win when I see one. I'm a Saiyan. It's what I do.

Piccolo

Come on Goku, lets finish this guy. We'll charge him together.

Wait. Not yet. Not until what he's done with Gohan. Now where is he? Where have you hidden him?

Raditz

Right. Your little son? You think you're going to save him? Who's getting a head of himself, now?

This is the last time I'going to ask you! Where IS my son!?!

Raditz

Spare me the fatherly dramatics. You can have a last look at him, if you want. He is locked inside my space pod, behind you.

Huh?

Wah!

Huh?

Daddy, help me!

Be strong Gohan. I'll be down to help you in a minute. Just hold on.

Raditz

Ha! You'll be down alright, but you won't be helping anybody.

Huh?

Raditz

You should say your good byes thought, you won't get another chance.

NO! I won't loose.

Piccolo, are you alright? [sees his arm ripped] Ah!

Piccolo

Don't worry about it. It's not as bad as it looks. I'm not out of this fight yet.

Raditz

[after he burns off Piccolo's arm with a blast] Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, excuse me! Has anyone seen my arm? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You can't miss it! It's green! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Piccolo

[about his Special Beam Cannon] Well, the truth is, its untested. I've never tried it against an opponent. I was hoping to save it for a special occasion. It's the attack I planned to use to defeat you.

I see. And now you're using it to help me. You must be terribly disappointed.

Piccolo

No. This'll be a good test. And if it works, I'll be using it on you next.

Heh heh. Figures.

Piccolo

You know, that wasn't actually intended to be funny.