“Piccolo's Plan” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Raditz

I'll tell you what. Seeing as how your power levels are more or less equal, why don't we make a little game out of this? We'll call it "which of you can last against me the longest?" The rules are simple. I cause you both a great deal of pain and you writhe around in agony. The loser is the first to beg for mercy.

Piccolo

Grr...grr...grrr...grrr...that's it. I don't care how strong he is. I'm not gonna stand here and listen to this. I would prefer to die.

Raditz

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you worry about it green man, we'll get to that in due time.

Goku

Hey, don't get ahead o' yourself. You haven't beaten us yet.

Raditz

Trust me Kakarot, I know an easy win when I see one. I'm a Saiyan. It's what I do.

Piccolo

Come on Goku, lets finish this guy. We'll charge him together.

Goku

Wait. Not yet. Not until what he's done with Gohan. Now where is he? Where have you hidden him?

Raditz

Right. Your little son? You think you're going to save him? Who's getting a head of himself, now?

Goku

This is the last time I'going to ask you! Where IS my son!?!

Raditz

Spare me the fatherly dramatics. You can have a last look at him, if you want. He is locked inside my space pod, behind you.

Goku

Huh?

Gohan

Wah!

Goku

Huh?

Gohan

Daddy, help me!

Goku

Be strong Gohan. I'll be down to help you in a minute. Just hold on.

Raditz

Ha! You'll be down alright, but you won't be helping anybody.

Goku

Huh?

Raditz

You should say your good byes thought, you won't get another chance.

Goku

NO! I won't loose.

Goku

Piccolo, are you alright? [sees his arm ripped] Ah!

Piccolo

Don't worry about it. It's not as bad as it looks. I'm not out of this fight yet.

Raditz

[after he burns off Piccolo's arm with a blast] Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, excuse me! Has anyone seen my arm? Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You can't miss it! It's green! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Piccolo

[about his Special Beam Cannon] Well, the truth is, its untested. I've never tried it against an opponent. I was hoping to save it for a special occasion. It's the attack I planned to use to defeat you.

Goku

I see. And now you're using it to help me. You must be terribly disappointed.

Piccolo

No. This'll be a good test. And if it works, I'll be using it on you next.

Goku

Heh heh. Figures.

Piccolo

You know, that wasn't actually intended to be funny.

Raditz

Why are they laughing? Planning something clever, no doubt.

Raditz

[after the armor pad is pierced] My that was quite an impressive little trick. Look how easy it pierced my armor. It's lucky for me that your aim needs some work.

Piccolo

Yes, Goku, with pleasure. I see you had a surprise attack after all, you sly dog. Now, hold him tight, this is the last time I can do this.

Raditz

Kakarot, please tell me you're not going through with this. I am your brother.

Piccolo

[after Raditz tricks Goku] You've always been way too trusting Goku.

Raditz

Just say "uncle!" Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Uncle! Ha ha ha ha. [to Piccolo] Just look at that fool! Why so blue, green man? Is it because you're powerless to help your friend, or 'cause you're just plain ugly!?