Goku quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Well, little Saiyan, since you seem to have all of the answers, tell me this. What do you suppose I'll do with this energy?

You told me you could survive without any air, didn't you? Then why don't you go out into space and just drift for a while, that way you'll have plenty of time to think about your defeat.

Well, aren't ya gonna keep running, monkey? Aren't ya? Heh heh heh! Like a little circus chimp! Come one! Come all! See the spectacular chimp in a maze! Where will he run today? You don't have enough time to get back to your spaceship and Vegeta destroyed mine. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. A plea, just for my sake, don't stop running. It's far too entertaining! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's ironic. After all your heroic efforts, you're still going ta die! And I will live on! So much for the awesome power of the legendary Super Saiyan! Can't even beat a dead planet!

Maybe not. But it was enough to beat you, Frieza.

Poor stupid Saiyan! You honestly think you've won? Your puny mind never could understand! I am Frieza, the most powerful being in the universe! And you are nothing but a beast! A fragile animal! You can't win, because I am mighty! And you, are not! Now learn! Learn what happens when you mess with the most powerful being in the universe! [while Goku flies away, Frieza blasts Goku from behind]

Huh? You fool! Ha! [Goku throws back his own blast, which goes through Frieza's and hits Frieza, completely burning his body]

Aah! Ahh! AAH!

Trunks

[after testing Goku by lunging at him with his sword, and Goku blocking with his finger] Man, those same moves turned Frieza into cold cuts.

Yeah, well. Your heart just wasn't in it this time.

Oh man, gosh. You defeated Frieza in a flash, and yet, from what you're saying, these androids are even stronger than you.

Trunks

They are. For sure. Hunting me down is one of their favorite hobbies, but it's two against one. There's not much I can do against them except run.

Your mother knows me? Am I going to meet her, or do I already know her now?

Trunks

Now...

Oh wow! I know your mom huh!? That's bizarre! Does she live by me or something?

Trunks

She's standing right there.

Aha ha ha ha ha ha! Bulma's your mother!? Aha! ha! [Goku rolls on the ground from laughter]

Krillin

Hey, Goku! So what did that guy say?

Oh, umm...ummm...well, nothing important, really.

Piccolo

That's funny. It all sounded pretty important to me.

Really? You heard it all?

Piccolo

My ears do more than just frame my face you know, Goku.

Vegeta

But there's still a few things I'd like to know. For starters, where in the world did you get that absurd looking outfit?

It's the latest fashion on planet Yardrat, but I guess it does look a little strange. [sees Vegeta wearing pink] But at least it's not pink!

Vegeta

Grr...nevermind! Who cares about your stupid clothes anyway!

Vegeta

Now hold on. I don't remember putting you in charge of this operation.

Piccolo

Are you challenging me Vegeta?

Vegeta

Heh, heh heh!

Heh heh! Whoah now...

Piccolo

Don't cross me Vegeta!

Vegeta

Or what?

Then it's settled! We'll all fight together! [everyone yells yeah]

Look at you, the great general! Rallying his troops, hardly! You look more like a cheerleader.

Uh...

It's hopeless. Boys will always be boys.

Absolutely not! No way! And that is final!

But are you trying to tell me that Gohan's studies are more important than saving the Earth?

That's right mister! There's nothing more important than Gohan's studies right now! If Gohan takes three years off, he'll fall behind!

Ah, relax, Chi-Chi.

Grr...hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath! Well, that's not gonna happen mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had! I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest o' the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet.

Well it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

[to Piccolo] You can't drive can you?

Piccolo

Leave me out of this!

I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something useful for a change.

Piccolo

Say what!?

Aw, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get your driver's license, it's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

Piccolo

Uh...

Uh...

And if you don't...you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

[sees Piccolo in jeans and shirt] Oh man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?

Piccolo

Your wife got them for me out of your closet.

Oh, uh...sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well...listen, since we're here, lets get this over with.

Piccolo

Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place, she's not even my wife!

Give me another chance!

Why should I, you stink!

I can't smell anything. Are you sure?

I don't mean you! Your driving!

[Goku is driving very fast] Aah! Ahh! Step on the brake!

The brake? Now, which one was that...? [Goku steps on the gas, increasing the speed even more]