Freelancers deserve to die!
Friendship
WWarren
How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-
Because of the way you look.
WWarren
The way I...
You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.
You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.
More like an old person's finger.
Reminds me of an infection I had up my...
Or was it the voice?
He looks like a tumour.
And he stinks.
I know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.
Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.
WWarren
(cries)
What's he doing?
Looks like he's in pain.
Are you dying?
WWarren
I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-
Rat eyes!
WWarren
No! Not rat eyes!
That's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!
Your maiden name, of course!
Welcome to the information highway! What would you like to do first?
Let's check our internet speed.
Let's do gambling!
I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!
Great news! But first things first...
TTogether
Let's check our e-mail!
Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much. I guess there's always computer day next year.
Yeah. Don't close our tabs. I want to see that skeleton.
YOU IDIOT!
What? Don’t say that to me! I didn’t mean to!
Oh, shut up!
Hey, don't talk to him like that.
What? Turn on me?!
You said- You said you weren’t going to talk to him like that anymore!
HE RUINED IT! I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT SKELETON!
Oh, boo-hoo, here we go again-
I HATE YOU! (He smashes a bottle into Duck's face, while the latter shouts in pain)
Wha- I'M DEALING WITH IT! (He throws a bottle into Yellow Guy's face)
(The screen cuts to black with the friends yelling over each other)
NOW IM P*SSED! LETS GO! I'M SLIPPED!
WHEN YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THING TWICE ABOUT IT! (The sounds of punches go flying)
MY FAULT!?!
Duck: COME HERE!
(More punches go flying)
YOU'LL NEVER EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!!
YOU LITTLE PIG!
yellow guy: GET BACK FROM ME!
(the sounds of a machine gun fire)
GET AWAY!
YOU BASTARDS!
YOU MORONS, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Oh really!?
(chainsaw sound heading toward the two)
NO!
Yellow guy: ARGGHHH-
(Duck and yellow guy scream)
Transport
I'm the one who had a dream where there was stuff like there was another of me and everything was lots of fun and I went and saw the other ones and there was a little lumpy one and another whiny middle one and there were things that they had around that I knew what they were but I don't know now and then it went away.
TTape
Lesson number 40: reverse parallel parking on an incline. Firstly, you'll need to-
How about this one?
TTape
Lesson number 92: dominating the road. Handbrake turns around tight corners at high speed are a great way to impress new colleagues and intimidate-
What? No! Where's lesson one?
Oh well.
Yeah, you gave it your best shot.
Ah, what about this one.
TTape
Lesson number 1.
Yes, here we go.
TTape
First things first.
Okay.
TTape
And this is very important.
Yeah.
TTape
Before you even set foot in a vehicle, you'll need to pick out a name for your personalised license plate. Anything at all except DJ B1NBA6Z with the I as a 1, the G as a 6 and the S as a Z cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF GETTING!
We're actually thinking of going somewhere new.
SSatnav
Somewhere new? Cool! Where are you thinking? Just type in your destination!
I don't know just... just down here?
SSatnav
Oh, I'm sorry, that place doesn't exist anymore.
What? What happened to it?
SSatnav
Just shrivelled up I reckon.
TCTime Child
Time Child! I'm the Time Child! Hey guys, drink this space alcohol and come with me to the sixth dimension.
TTony
They're not here.
TCTime Child
Oh, what?
Now I'll never know if Grolton made his appointment!
Obviously he will. He always does.
What do you mean?
Grolton always makes his appointment and no matter what happens, they start the next episode back at home.
CCar
Where's my special drink? For my condition?
Erm... I think someone might have drunk it all.
CCar
Urgh... I need that!
Oh, let's just turn back.
No, look, we'll make you some more. How hard can it be? What's in it?
CCar
It is forged far beneath the earth with the last remnants of the ancient ones.
I changed my mind, I want to go home.
No!
I want to watch the end of Grolton and Hovris.
No! We're so close!
To what?
WE CAN'T GO BACK! I'm not going back to that house! There has to be something! Anything!
Is this... where we live now? Where are the... neighbours? In the community?
Yeah they'll be here. Don't worry. Somebody will... somebody will turn up.
Journeys made and lessons learnt.
You may feel like you're alone
But no matter how much the wheels turn
The journey always ends up back at home
Electricity
Okay, one across. The clue is opposite of down, two letters. Hm, that's a tricky one.
Opposite of down... hm... try above.
Above. A-B-OVE, no.
Hey, I know. It's when you can't remember that over the top of you, there's bigger ones, that are bigger and bigger. And then over the top of it, there's a smaller one on all of it at the top of that.
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