“Electricity”
In this episode: Yellow Guy (8), Red Guy (6), Duck Guy (5), Electracey (4), Leslie (2)
Okay, one across. The clue is opposite of down, two letters. Hm, that's a tricky one.
Opposite of down... hm... try above.
Above. A-B-OVE, no.
Hey, I know. It's when you can't remember that over the top of you, there's bigger ones, that are bigger and bigger. And then over the top of it, there's a smaller one on all of it at the top of that.
I'll be leaving then. I'll just go back in my box then, shall I? But I'm going to take all the lightbulbs and the CDs and electric whisk with me. Is that cool?
What the hell are you going to do with them?
Now tell me, could you make a phone call on a phone that was just made of out of rocks and soil?
No, probably not.
Go on, try it!
Why?
Try it!
Okay, fine.
Try it!
All right! Uh, no. Yeah it doesn't work.
(Phone Rings)
Oh, no, actually it does. Hello?
Oh, that's because my real phone is inside! You see?
Not really.
That's a weird thing to do.
Yeah, you're going to break your phone.
I am powered by my batteries!
Batteries, of course!
Oh yeah, just like me.
No stupid, you're not run by batteries. Isn't he stupid?
He sure is.
No, I am have batteries. See?
Oh god.
They reek.
When was the last time you changed those, friend?
Changed them? Into what?
No, you need to put fresh ones in every now and then to keep energy-
Yours look nice and new, let's swap.
Oh, there you are.
I'm not sure we've met.
Ha, good one. We've been waiting for you.
Have you? You seem...
Big?
Yeah we're big boys.
Big Boys.
Big Boys. Try and keep up, mate.
No, I think I get it. You're quite big.
Yeah. And we're so big, we don't just sit around and learn about one subject at a time.
Yeah that's for dummies and wimps.
Really? Okay, great.
We do two at once.
Right, well...
What's wrong? I thought you were up for pushing the boundaries.
Yeah but two at once...
Oh, why don't you experiment on each other?
So, would you be keen?
You're not to touch me.
Batteries can be replaced
But some things must stay the same
No matter how we twist and turn
We're still dancing in chains.
Are you just going to stand there?
Who are you?
My name's Leslie. It's nice to meet you. You're one of my favourites.
You didn't build all this, did you?
That's a good question.
What's the answer?
(Laughs)
What's going on? Why are you laughing?
Because it's so FUNNY. Gosh, you still can't see the funny side. I'll tell you what. You help me tidy things up around here and I'll help you. Mm?
You promise?
Promise.
(Yellow Guy accidentally breaks a Duck doll)
Oops. Oh, sorry.
Don't worry. I always make sure that I have plenty of backups. There. Now everything is in it's proper place. (Leslie tries to turn on the lights. They flicker and turn off) Hm, I shall have to get that fixed. Now, you wanted this, didn't you?
(She hands Yellow Guy a book with strange symbols on the cover)
Did I?
(Laughs) You are just too funny. Run along now. You've got plenty of reading to do.
Can't I stay here with you?
Oh, no. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL SON. (chuckles) Only joking. You don't belong up here. And I'm sure you're going to want to show your friends, aren't you? Off you pop.
Guys? What's- what's happening?
There you are, you greedy battery hog.
Yeah, get him.
Wait, there's something I need to show you!
Give... them...
No!
(Duck takes out Yellow Guy's batteries)
Aargh!
And that's why we can't live without electricity! Whoop!
Well? What did you want to show us? What on earth are you holding?
Uh, I... it's, uh...
Yes?
Something... shreddible. Haha!
(Red Guy and Duck cheer as Yellow Guy shreds the book)
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