Duck Guy(swats fly) Pesky bee!
Voiced by Baker Terry
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared · 53 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: in 26 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Red Guy (22), Yellow Guy (19), Colin (3)
Lines by Duck Guy 3
Duck GuyDuckNo! Enough! I don’t want to do this anymore!
(Duck knocks over the camera and runs away)
Episode 5 (Health)
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DuckYou need to be more aggressive. That’s how you get ahead in the workplace.
[takes megaphone; looks to employees]
DuckAttention freaks it’s me! We're supposed to be getting our jobs started today. How do we get out of here, or away from YOU immediately? [the employees continue working, ignoring Duck's request] How strange! They're pretending they don't respect me.
Scenes with Duck Guy 23
[Various objects are shown; an international letter, a newspaper, a hat, a jar, and a few other things. The calendar says it's the 19th of June. Written on a post-it note is the phrase "get creative". The scene cuts to the three characters; Red Guy; Yellow Guy; and Duck Guy are all sitting at a kitchen table, looking bored. Suddenly a sketchbook flips open and begins to sing. The others look at it in surprise.]
What’s your favourite idea? Mine is being creative! [with a lightbulb above itself]
How do you get the idea?
I just try to think creatively. [the individual syllables appear on-screen] Now take a look at this orange! (Ooh), Tell me please, what do you see?
Duck GuyIt's just a boring, old orange.
Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! [an animated orange with a silly face appears], Walking along, smiling at me.
Duck GuyI don't see what you mean!
Because you’re not thinking creatively! [the word appears in whole on-screen; lifting up a page and showing some hair] Now take a look at my hair! (Cool) I use my hair to express myself!
That sounds really boring.
I use my hair to express myself! [slightly more aggressive] Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting?
No. [word appears on-screen]
Come on, take another look! [takes out a magnifying glass and holds it up to its eye]
Oh, wait!
YGYellow Guy and Duck Guy
[clouds are turning what they say]
Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizzer and keeps things in line.
Duck GuyBut when did it start?
And when will it stop?
Time is important and I am a clock.
If we run out of time, then where does it go?
Is time even real? Does anyone know?
Duck GuyMaybe time’s just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by-
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!
Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do.
DuckMaybe we should look for our friend. Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished our chicken picnic…
Oh… I guess it’s my turn to choose a card. Let’s see… what’s the biggest thing in the world?
DuckHmm… that’s a tricky one.
A mountains? A sky? A windmill!
DuckNo!
DuckI’m a talking crow-like thing.
And I am red and made of string.
And I’m a yellow pig.
DuckWell, I’m dead.
What?
Huh?
DuckI’m dead, says right here. I’m definitely dead.
How did you die?
DuckI forgot to drink water, ha!
DuckSo how long is this home movie?
LLily
This is the extended cut!
Hey, who says we're not a family anyway? Maybe a family is just a group that care for each other.
DuckAnd stick together.
And share a lawyer.
And die on the same day in the same style of accident but in different locations.
DuckAnd every day's a new surprise.
When you're learning with us guys.
And we live in an actual nightMAAAAAARE!
CCColin the Computer
It's computer day!
EEveryone
Hooray!
All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?
DuckYeah. Both hands for complete control. You won't get away from me this year.
Hey, nice grip.
DuckThank you.
And the password?
Me? But I-I don't know the password.
DuckWhat? That's your only thing! You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.
Oh... yeah.
WWarren
How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-
Because of the way you look.
WWarren
The way I...
You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.
DuckYou look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.
More like an old person's finger.
DuckReminds me of an infection I had up my...
Or was it the voice?
He looks like a tumour.
DuckAnd he stinks.
I know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.
Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.
WWarren
(cries)
What's he doing?
DuckLooks like he's in pain.
Are you dying?
WWarren
I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-
Rat eyes!
WWarren
No! Not rat eyes!
That's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!
DuckYour maiden name, of course!
Welcome to the information highway! What would you like to do first?
Let's check our internet speed.
Let's do gambling!
DuckI'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!
Great news! But first things first...
TTogether
Let's check our e-mail!
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