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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Tape, Red Guy and others in “Transport”

Tape

Lesson number 40: reverse parallel parking on an incline. Firstly, you'll need to-

Red Guy

How about this one?

Tape

Lesson number 92: dominating the road. Handbrake turns around tight corners at high speed are a great way to impress new colleagues and intimidate-

Red Guy

What? No! Where's lesson one?

Yellow Guy

Oh well.

Duck

Yeah, you gave it your best shot.

Red Guy

Ah, what about this one.

Tape

Lesson number 1.

Red Guy

Yes, here we go.

Tape

First things first.

Red Guy

Okay.

Tape

And this is very important.

Red Guy

Yeah.

Tape

Before you even set foot in a vehicle, you'll need to pick out a name for your personalised license plate. Anything at all except DJ B1NBA6Z with the I as a 1, the G as a 6 and the S as a Z cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF GETTING!

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