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“Transport”

In this episode: Red Guy (6), Yellow Guy (5), Duck Guy (4), Tony the Taking Clock (1), Leslie (1)

I'm the one who had a dream where there was stuff like there was another of me and everything was lots of fun and I went and saw the other ones and there was a little lumpy one and another whiny middle one and there were things that they had around that I knew what they were but I don't know now and then it went away.

TTape

Lesson number 40: reverse parallel parking on an incline. Firstly, you'll need to-

How about this one?

TTape

Lesson number 92: dominating the road. Handbrake turns around tight corners at high speed are a great way to impress new colleagues and intimidate-

What? No! Where's lesson one?

Oh well.

Yeah, you gave it your best shot.

Ah, what about this one.

TTape

Lesson number 1.

Yes, here we go.

TTape

First things first.

Okay.

TTape

And this is very important.

Yeah.

TTape

Before you even set foot in a vehicle, you'll need to pick out a name for your personalised license plate. Anything at all except DJ B1NBA6Z with the I as a 1, the G as a 6 and the S as a Z cause THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF GETTING!

We're actually thinking of going somewhere new.

SSatnav

Somewhere new? Cool! Where are you thinking? Just type in your destination!

I don't know just... just down here?

SSatnav

Oh, I'm sorry, that place doesn't exist anymore.

What? What happened to it?

SSatnav

Just shrivelled up I reckon.

TCTime Child

Time Child! I'm the Time Child! Hey guys, drink this space alcohol and come with me to the sixth dimension.

They're not here.

TCTime Child

Oh, what?

Now I'll never know if Grolton made his appointment!

Obviously he will. He always does.

What do you mean?

Grolton always makes his appointment and no matter what happens, they start the next episode back at home.

CCar

Where's my special drink? For my condition?

Erm... I think someone might have drunk it all.

CCar

Urgh... I need that!

Oh, let's just turn back.

No, look, we'll make you some more. How hard can it be? What's in it?

CCar

It is forged far beneath the earth with the last remnants of the ancient ones.

I changed my mind, I want to go home.

No!

I want to watch the end of Grolton and Hovris.

No! We're so close!

To what?

WE CAN'T GO BACK! I'm not going back to that house! There has to be something! Anything!

Is this... where we live now? Where are the... neighbours? In the community?

Yeah they'll be here. Don't worry. Somebody will... somebody will turn up.

Journeys made and lessons learnt.

You may feel like you're alone

But no matter how much the wheels turn

The journey always ends up back at home

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