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“Friendship”
In this episode: Red Guy (6), Duck Guy (6), Yellow Guy (5), Colin (4)
CCColin the Computer
It's computer day!
EEveryone
Hooray!
All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?
Yeah. Both hands for complete control. You won't get away from me this year.
Hey, nice grip.
Thank you.
And the password?
Me? But I-I don't know the password.
What? That's your only thing! You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.
Oh... yeah.
Freelancers deserve to die!
WWarren
How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-
Because of the way you look.
WWarren
The way I...
You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.
You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.
More like an old person's finger.
Reminds me of an infection I had up my...
Or was it the voice?
He looks like a tumour.
And he stinks.
I know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.
Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.
WWarren
(cries)
What's he doing?
Looks like he's in pain.
Are you dying?
WWarren
I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-
Rat eyes!
WWarren
No! Not rat eyes!
That's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!
Your maiden name, of course!
Welcome to the information highway! What would you like to do first?
Let's check our internet speed.
Let's do gambling!
I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!
Great news! But first things first...
TTogether
Let's check our e-mail!
Well, sorry we didn't get to hang out much. I guess there's always computer day next year.
Yeah. Don't close our tabs. I want to see that skeleton.
YOU IDIOT!
What? Don’t say that to me! I didn’t mean to!
Oh, shut up!
Hey, don't talk to him like that.
What? Turn on me?!
You said- You said you weren’t going to talk to him like that anymore!
HE RUINED IT! I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT SKELETON!
Oh, boo-hoo, here we go again-
I HATE YOU! (He smashes a bottle into Duck's face, while the latter shouts in pain)
Wha- I'M DEALING WITH IT! (He throws a bottle into Yellow Guy's face)
(The screen cuts to black with the friends yelling over each other)
NOW IM P*SSED! LETS GO! I'M SLIPPED!
WHEN YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THING TWICE ABOUT IT! (The sounds of punches go flying)
MY FAULT!?!
Duck: COME HERE!
(More punches go flying)
YOU'LL NEVER EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!!
YOU LITTLE PIG!
yellow guy: GET BACK FROM ME!
(the sounds of a machine gun fire)
GET AWAY!
YOU BASTARDS!
YOU MORONS, I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Oh really!?
(chainsaw sound heading toward the two)
NO!
Yellow guy: ARGGHHH-
(Duck and yellow guy scream)
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