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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Duck, Yellow Guy and others in “Friendship”

Duck

YOU IDIOT!

Yellow Guy

What? Don’t say that to me! I didn’t mean to!

Duck

Oh, shut up!

Red Guy

Hey, don't talk to him like that.

Duck

What? Turn on me?!

Red Guy

You said- You said you weren’t going to talk to him like that anymore!

Duck

HE RUINED IT! I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE THAT SKELETON!

Red Guy

Oh, boo-hoo, here we go again-

Yellow Guy

I HATE YOU! (He smashes a bottle into Duck's face, while the latter shouts in pain)

Red Guy

Wha- I'M DEALING WITH IT! (He throws a bottle into Yellow Guy's face)

(The screen cuts to black with the friends yelling over each other)

Yellow Guy

NOW IM P*SSED! LETS GO! I'M SLIPPED!

Duck

WHEN YOU DO THINGS YOU NEVER THING TWICE ABOUT IT! (The sounds of punches go flying)

Red Guy

MY FAULT!?!

Duck: COME HERE!

(More punches go flying)

Red Guy

YOU'LL NEVER EVER TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!!

Duck

YOU LITTLE PIG!

yellow guy: GET BACK FROM ME!

(the sounds of a machine gun fire)

Yellow Guy

GET AWAY!

Duck

YOU BASTARDS!

Yellow Guy

YOU MORONS, I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Red Guy

Oh really!?

(chainsaw sound heading toward the two)

Duck

NO!

Yellow guy: ARGGHHH-

(Duck and yellow guy scream)

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