How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-
Because of the way you look.
The way I...
You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.
You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.
More like an old person's finger.
Reminds me of an infection I had up my...
Or was it the voice?
He looks like a tumour.
And he stinks.
I know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.
Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.
(cries)
What's he doing?
Looks like he's in pain.
Are you dying?
I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-
Rat eyes!
No! Not rat eyes!
That's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!
Your maiden name, of course!
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