I wonder what will happen.
Episode 6 (Dreams)
Jobs
BBriefcase
Almost forgot my briefcase!
Look, he’s one of those guys who has one of himself.
BBriefcase
Keep going, Unemployed Brendan.
BBrendan
Why can’t you just call me Brendan?! My name is Brendan!
BBriefcase
Oh, don't be like that!
BBrendan
This isn't fair! [punches wall] OW! My HAND!
Are you alright?
BBrendan
What did you say to me?!
I said "is your hand alright?"
BBrendan
Are you gonna publish my novel?!
No.
BBrendan
Then leave me ALONE!
You need to be more aggressive. That’s how you get ahead in the workplace.
[takes megaphone; looks to employees]
Attention freaks it’s me! We're supposed to be getting our jobs started today. How do we get out of here, or away from YOU immediately? [the employees continue working, ignoring Duck's request] How strange! They're pretending they don't respect me.
EEmployee
I like my child, but not as much as I like… lasagna!
You’re just jealous cause I’m actually good at it. And I look like a smart boy in my outfit.
Working hard or hardly working, eh?
You didn’t wash your hands.
Yeah, so what? Somebody else will do it.
Death
I’m a talking crow-like thing.
And I am red and made of string.
And I’m a yellow pig.
Well, I’m dead.
What?
Huh?
I’m dead, says right here. I’m definitely dead.
How did you die?
I forgot to drink water, ha!
You laid an egg! Quick, make a wish.
Family
Let’s see this real family in action. They can open our dollops.
And we can leave our pathetic life behind.
EEveryone
Hooray!
So how long is this home movie?
LLily
This is the extended cut!
Hey, who says we're not a family anyway? Maybe a family is just a group that care for each other.
And stick together.
And share a lawyer.
And die on the same day in the same style of accident but in different locations.
Friendship
And every day's a new surprise.
When you're learning with us guys.
And we live in an actual nightMAAAAAARE!
CCColin the Computer
It's computer day!
EEveryone
Hooray!
All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?
Yeah. Both hands for complete control. You won't get away from me this year.
Hey, nice grip.
Thank you.
And the password?
Me? But I-I don't know the password.
What? That's your only thing! You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.
Oh... yeah.
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