Colin quotes from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Colin

Freelancers deserve to die!

Red Guy

Shut up!

Colin

Don’t touch MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's computer day!

Hooray!

Red Guy

All right, let's do this. I'm on keys. You got the mouse?

Duck

Yeah. Both hands for complete control. You won't get away from me this year.

Colin

Hey, nice grip.

Duck

Thank you.

Red Guy

And the password?

Yellow Guy

Me? But I-I don't know the password.

Duck

What? That's your only thing! You came up with it. You're supposed to remember it.

Yellow Guy

Oh... yeah.

How could a confident, handsome worm- EAGLE have trouble keeping friends? Good question-

Red Guy

Because of the way you look.

The way I...

Red Guy

You know, sort of lumpy and red raw.

Duck

You look like a bit of a bigger animal that fell off or was removed and then came to life.

Yellow Guy

More like an old person's finger.

Duck

Reminds me of an infection I had up my...

Red Guy

Or was it the voice?

Colin

He looks like a tumour.

Duck

And he stinks.

Yellow Guy

I know, it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat.

Red Guy

Or you're just generally unlikable in a way that's hard to pin down.

(cries)

Red Guy

What's he doing?

Duck

Looks like he's in pain.

Yellow Guy

Are you dying?

I-I'm actually laughing. Doesn't bother me at all. If I was bothered by that kind of thing, do you think I would be laughing about it? No. And do you know why that doesn't bother me? Because I have something called-

Yellow Guy

Rat eyes!

No! Not rat eyes!

Yellow Guy

That's it! That's the password! Rat eyes!

Duck

Your maiden name, of course!

Colin

Welcome to the information highway! What would you like to do first?

Red Guy

Let's check our internet speed.

Yellow Guy

Let's do gambling!

Duck

I'd like to go on the dark web and look at a picture of a skeleton!

Colin

Great news! But first things first...

Let's check our e-mail!