Don't Hug Me I'm Scared · 53 quotes
Red GuyI wonder what will happen.
Episode 6 (Dreams)
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Most-quoted character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: in 33 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Yellow Guy (23), Duck Guy (22), Colin (4)
Lines by Red Guy 2
Red GuyRed GuyYou’re just jealous cause I’m actually good at it. And I look like a smart boy in my outfit.
Scenes with Red Guy 31
[Various objects are shown; an international letter, a newspaper, a hat, a jar, and a few other things. The calendar says it's the 19th of June. Written on a post-it note is the phrase "get creative". The scene cuts to the three characters; Red Guy; Yellow Guy; and Duck Guy are all sitting at a kitchen table, looking bored. Suddenly a sketchbook flips open and begins to sing. The others look at it in surprise.]
What’s your favourite idea? Mine is being creative! [with a lightbulb above itself]
How do you get the idea?
I just try to think creatively. [the individual syllables appear on-screen] Now take a look at this orange! (Ooh), Tell me please, what do you see?
It's just a boring, old orange.
Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face! [an animated orange with a silly face appears], Walking along, smiling at me.
I don't see what you mean!
Because you’re not thinking creatively! [the word appears in whole on-screen; lifting up a page and showing some hair] Now take a look at my hair! (Cool) I use my hair to express myself!
Red GuyThat sounds really boring.
I use my hair to express myself! [slightly more aggressive] Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting?
Red GuyNo. [word appears on-screen]
Come on, take another look! [takes out a magnifying glass and holds it up to its eye]
Oh, wait!
YGYellow Guy and Duck Guy
[clouds are turning what they say]
I think you're getting the hang of it now! Using your minds to have a good time! [pointing at a picture of a brain with the word "time" written underneath, the letter "i" having been replaced with a clock]
I might paint a picture of a clown. [with a clown painting]
Whoa, there friend, you might need to slow down! [Suddenly the clown painting is covered up by falling black oil.] Here's another good tip—
Yellow Guy and Duck Guy: Yeah? :Sketchbook: Of how to be a creative whizkid! Go and collect some leaves and sticks [reveals leaves and sticks under a page] And arrange them into your favourite color! [points to a colour wheel, green noticeably absent]
Red GuyBlue. :Duck Guy: Red! :Yellow Guy: Green! :Sketchbook: Green is not a creative color. [holds a big cross in front of the word green] :Yellow Guy: Oh. :Sketchbook: There's one more thing that you need to know
Come on guys, let’s get creative! [The last two words are on a fridge written in magnetic letters, but they turn into 3D models and fly out at the screen.]
Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizzer and keeps things in line.
But when did it start?
And when will it stop?
Time is important and I am a clock.
Red GuyIf we run out of time, then where does it go?
Is time even real? Does anyone know?
Maybe time’s just a construct of human perception, an illusion created by-
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!
Red GuyNow we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do.
Maybe we should look for our friend. Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished our chicken picnic…
Red GuyOh… I guess it’s my turn to choose a card. Let’s see… what’s the biggest thing in the world?
Hmm… that’s a tricky one.
A mountains? A sky? A windmill!
No!
Red GuyShut up!
Don’t touch MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red GuyH-hey, but wouldn't it be funny, if um… one of these files came alive? [sings] Heh, yeah. I am a file, and… You put documents in me… and, um… ah doo doo doo, oh file. Funny... silly file.. ah doo doo doo... You know, it did it like a song?
OROther Red Guy
That sounds really boring.
Episode 6 (Dreams)
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BBriefcase
Keep going, Unemployed Brendan.
BBrendan
Why can’t you just call me Brendan?! My name is Brendan!
BBriefcase
Oh, don't be like that!
BBrendan
This isn't fair! [punches wall] OW! My HAND!
Red GuyAre you alright?
BBrendan
What did you say to me?!
Red GuyI said "is your hand alright?"
BBrendan
Are you gonna publish my novel?!
Red GuyNo.
BBrendan
Then leave me ALONE!
Red GuyWorking hard or hardly working, eh?
You didn’t wash your hands.
Red GuyYeah, so what? Somebody else will do it.
I’m a talking crow-like thing.
Red GuyAnd I am red and made of string.
And I’m a yellow pig.
Well, I’m dead.
What?
Red GuyHuh?
I’m dead, says right here. I’m definitely dead.
How did you die?
I forgot to drink water, ha!
Let’s see this real family in action. They can open our dollops.
Red GuyAnd we can leave our pathetic life behind.
EEveryone
Hooray!
Hey, who says we're not a family anyway? Maybe a family is just a group that care for each other.
And stick together.
Red GuyAnd share a lawyer.
And die on the same day in the same style of accident but in different locations.
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