Alright Jules, I'm telling you the truth, okay? I'm, I'm Pluto. I'm cold, distant, and alone.
Okay, well speaking of planets.
Pluto is not a planet anymore.
It will always be a planet to me.
All S1
S1 E4The Chiavennasca
S1 E5The Bridge
MLMei Ling
What's the matter?
BJBrian, Jr
I need to tell you something.
MLMei Ling
Well, whatever it is you can tell me.
BJBrian, Jr
I don't want to go to hell.
MLMei Ling
I don't think there are many children in hell Gustav.
BJBrian, Jr
Yeah.. about that.. My name's not Gustav.
MLMei Ling
No? What is it?
BJBrian, Jr
Brian... Brian Jr.
MLMei Ling
Is my husband your daddy?
[Brian nods]
S1 E6The Game
BSBrian, Sr
Did you buy my son a thirty thousand dollar watch?
It was fifteen percent off.
BSBrian, Sr
Are you out of your mind?
No!
BSBrian, Sr
You're spoiling him rotten! Now all he does is walk around and mouth off and ask for expensive things. You turned a nice, fake, Swedish orphan into your own personal living doll. Now a watch?! He can't even tell time!
Freddy and I have been so overwhelmed with wedding planning that we, um, we need you to go down the City Hall and get our marriage license. You know, do some of that lawyer magic?
You have to sign the license in person, Karen.
They haven't changed that law yet?
No, not yet.
Not even for regular customers?
PVParking Valet
How'd you get it fixed in 30 minutes?
Bought her a new car and changed the plates. Whens lunch break?
[Talking about if Karen slept with her ex husband or not when she went to see him] Tell me you didn't!
I didn't. [pause] I didn't!
Uh...you are unbelievable!
He wasn't going to sign otherwise!
BSBrian, Sr
Everybody in this family gets away with everything but me.
S1 E7The Wedding
[about Simon Elder] I'm not a vengeful person Nick. I have endured massive betrayal, and I have responded with patience, and with love. But I will not suffer this man.
What do you want to do?
I want to destroy him. I want that s.o.b. completely and utterly destroyed.
[Drunk] Brian, what a wonderful wedding sermon, so much humanity, so much hope. There really is such a kind person buried deep down inside you. Deep, deep down! Inside you... somewhere!?!
BSBrian, Sr
Thanks dad.
[to a Judge at the Wedding] Well your Honor, the seven deadly sins are not like the Constitution, they can't be amended. So if I were you yes, I'd be worried!
FFreddy
I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. [Joyfully laughs]
[Uncomfortably laughing] Oh, I ah, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you too baby. Forever!?!
MCMaster of Ceremony
[As the elevator doors open up] Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, Mr and Mrs Freddy Mason.
[Whispering to Nick] I want a divorce. Now!
BSBrian, Sr
You're an evil person. You abandoned your son!
I didn't abandon him! I left him with his father for two months!
BSBrian, Sr
Yeah and because you did, my marriage is probably over! My wife and daughters have been in China for two weeks and I don't know when and if they're coming back! Just a little added bonus to your little selfish Walkabout!
BSBrian, Sr
I mean, why'd you even come back here?
To see my son! And you... maybe... a little...
BSBrian, Sr
[As he goes in to kiss her] Oh crap.
Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.
Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.
Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?
I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.
You look like you could use a drink.
It's... 9:30 in the morning.
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