Juliet Darling quotes from Dirty Sexy Money

Juliet

I want to be a human being!

Tish

You will be someday.

Juliet

Oh! When did you get back from Tahiti?

Jeremy

Uh... Thirty minutes and six double espressos ago.

Well, the rumor is you can't act at all.

Juliet

Well, you're poor!

Juliet

I don't need my twin-tuition to see you googling her ass!

Jeremy

Don't you mean ogling--

Juliet

Whatever!

Jeremy

Alright Jules, I'm telling you the truth, okay? I'm, I'm Pluto. I'm cold, distant, and alone.

Juliet

Okay, well speaking of planets.

Jeremy

Pluto is not a planet anymore.

Juliet

It will always be a planet to me.

Did you buy my son a thirty thousand dollar watch?

Juliet

It was fifteen percent off.

Are you out of your mind?

Juliet

No!

You're spoiling him rotten! Now all he does is walk around and mouth off and ask for expensive things. You turned a nice, fake, Swedish orphan into your own personal living doll. Now a watch?! He can't even tell time!