“The Wedding” quotes from Dirty Sexy Money

Tripp

[about Simon Elder] I'm not a vengeful person Nick. I have endured massive betrayal, and I have responded with patience, and with love. But I will not suffer this man.

Nick

What do you want to do?

Tripp

I want to destroy him. I want that s.o.b. completely and utterly destroyed.

Tripp

[Drunk] Brian, what a wonderful wedding sermon, so much humanity, so much hope. There really is such a kind person buried deep down inside you. Deep, deep down! Inside you... somewhere!?!

Thanks dad.

Brian

[to a Judge at the Wedding] Well your Honor, the seven deadly sins are not like the Constitution, they can't be amended. So if I were you yes, I'd be worried!

I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. [Joyfully laughs]

Karen

[Uncomfortably laughing] Oh, I ah, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you too baby. Forever!?!

[As the elevator doors open up] Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, Mr and Mrs Freddy Mason.

Karen

[Whispering to Nick] I want a divorce. Now!

You're an evil person. You abandoned your son!

Andrea

I didn't abandon him! I left him with his father for two months!

Yeah and because you did, my marriage is probably over! My wife and daughters have been in China for two weeks and I don't know when and if they're coming back! Just a little added bonus to your little selfish Walkabout!

I mean, why'd you even come back here?

Andrea

To see my son! And you... maybe... a little...

[As he goes in to kiss her] Oh crap.

Tish

Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.

Karen

Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.

Nick

Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?

Karen

I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.

Tripp

You look like you could use a drink.

Nick

It's... 9:30 in the morning.

I have this acquaintance for whom I care a great deal.

A mistress?

She ah... use to be a Mr.

It's none of my business how you like your eggs.