Karen Darling quotes from Dirty Sexy Money

Nick

[Sarcastically] Thanks.

Karen

I'm sorry.

God, you're a bitch sometimes.

Karen

[Pouting] I know, its a problem.

Karen

Freddy and I have been so overwhelmed with wedding planning that we, um, we need you to go down the City Hall and get our marriage license. You know, do some of that lawyer magic?

Nick

You have to sign the license in person, Karen.

Karen

They haven't changed that law yet?

Nick

No, not yet.

Karen

Not even for regular customers?

Tish

[Talking about if Karen slept with her ex husband or not when she went to see him] Tell me you didn't!

Karen

I didn't. [pause] I didn't!

Tish

Uh...you are unbelievable!

Karen

He wasn't going to sign otherwise!

I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. [Joyfully laughs]

Karen

[Uncomfortably laughing] Oh, I ah, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you too baby. Forever!?!

[As the elevator doors open up] Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, Mr and Mrs Freddy Mason.

Karen

[Whispering to Nick] I want a divorce. Now!

Tish

Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.

Karen

Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.

Nick

Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?

Karen

I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.

Karen

You really know how to treat a woman.

Most people want the same thing. Sugar. Salt. Attention.

Karen

You are the best kisser!