Dirty Sexy Money Season 1 quotes

I have this acquaintance for whom I care a great deal.

A mistress?

She ah... use to be a Mr.

It's none of my business how you like your eggs.

Five days without Nick George? Won't the Darling dynasty crumble in the dust?

Nick

I think so...but it would be very expensive dust.

Is it true you forced Brian, Jr to lie to your wife and pretend he was a Swedish orphan whose parents died in a car accident?

No.

No?

It was a bullet train accident, not a car. Get your facts straight.

[to Andrea] I'll give you one million dollars to get up and walk out of here right now.

Excuse me?

Nick

Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish.

Two million.

Andrea

Are you trying to buy my son?

I'm trying to buy our son.

Nick

Nobody is buying anybody.

This is ridiculous. We're leaving.

Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway.

Andrea

Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.

Andrea

Brian, that first day that I met you at church, you sat and talked with me for hours about faith and solace.

Yeah, so what about it.

Andrea

So you are the one who taught me to bring my problems in life to God. Have you thought about doing that?

Nick

Go ahead.

Tish

After I told him about my affair...Tripp blackmailed my OBGYN. He was sure that the twins weren't his.

Nick

But he was wrong.

Tish

Yes.

Nick

And Brian is my brother?

Tish

Brian is your brother.

I have to get away from you. From all of you. Before it's too late.

What's the matter?

Tish

I've made mistakes too.

What are you talking about?

Tish

Nick is not your only child.

Where are you on this pain chart?

A 3. But that's the morphine talking.

That's what the church is for. Dragging the ruined past through the messy present into the perfect future and ruining it together.

Karen

You really know how to treat a woman.

Most people want the same thing. Sugar. Salt. Attention.

Karen

You are the best kisser!