Dirty Sexy Money · Season 1, Episode 6
“The Game” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Brian Darling (2), Karen Darling (2), Nick George (1), Jeremy Darling (1), Juliet Darling (1), Tish Darling (1)
Did you buy my son a thirty thousand dollar watch?
It was fifteen percent off.
Are you out of your mind?
No!
You're spoiling him rotten! Now all he does is walk around and mouth off and ask for expensive things. You turned a nice, fake, Swedish orphan into your own personal living doll. Now a watch?! He can't even tell time!
Freddy and I have been so overwhelmed with wedding planning that we, um, we need you to go down the City Hall and get our marriage license. You know, do some of that lawyer magic?
You have to sign the license in person, Karen.
They haven't changed that law yet?
No, not yet.
Not even for regular customers?
How'd you get it fixed in 30 minutes?
Bought her a new car and changed the plates. Whens lunch break?
[Talking about if Karen slept with her ex husband or not when she went to see him] Tell me you didn't!
I didn't. [pause] I didn't!
Uh...you are unbelievable!
He wasn't going to sign otherwise!
Everybody in this family gets away with everything but me.
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