Tish Darling quotes from Dirty Sexy Money

Juliet

I want to be a human being!

Tish

You will be someday.

Tripp

Just tell me one thing... Our children, are they all mine?

Tish

Yes! Absolutely!

Tripp

[Sighs] Ooh... God.

Tish

What?

Tripp

The thought that you can be so sure... that such attention was paid to such a prolonged continuous insult that you can say absolutely, as if it were a favor you did me fondly. Ahh, my God Tish it's so sordid.

Tish

[Talking about if Karen slept with her ex husband or not when she went to see him] Tell me you didn't!

Karen

I didn't. [pause] I didn't!

Tish

Uh...you are unbelievable!

Karen

He wasn't going to sign otherwise!

Tish

Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding.

Karen

Of course, not. I would never ruin a party.

Nick

Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible...?

Karen

I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.

Nick

Go ahead.

Tish

After I told him about my affair...Tripp blackmailed my OBGYN. He was sure that the twins weren't his.

Nick

But he was wrong.

Tish

Yes.

Nick

And Brian is my brother?

Tish

Brian is your brother.

What's the matter?

Tish

I've made mistakes too.

What are you talking about?

Tish

Nick is not your only child.