(Twinkle gets a horse figurine from Dolly for Christmas)
I got you that two years ago!
Did you?! I suppose if I'd been on HRT I would have remembered!
(after Bren telling Bob she's just doing some bacon) You know you were asking about bacon? We haven't got any at the moment but Bren's just doing some.
BBob
What are you on, a two minute delay?
(Stan sees Dolly and Jean about to move one of the tables)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
Is the bus reversing?
Tony didn't tear it. It was Martin.
Ooh, this gets better. Who's Martin? Should we have had a bet on him?
He's my-
Calor Gas man?
Mother's boyfriend?
Chiropodist?
Stick insect?
Husband.
Bren, we can't toast baguettes on that, can we?
No, they get stuck.
(to her customer) No, they get stuck, thank you! What a question!
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