Bren
Tony didn't tear it. It was Martin.
Jean
Ooh, this gets better. Who's Martin? Should we have had a bet on him?
Bren
He's my-
Jean
Calor Gas man?
Dolly
Mother's boyfriend?
Philippa
Chiropodist?
Anita
Stick insect?
Bren
Husband.
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