I thought you said he looked like Richard Madeley!
I meant Richard Whiteley!
So, you're not pregnant, then?
Not unless sperm can get through a sash window.
It's one of several neglected areas in my life. I've got no sex life, no frying pan and I'm halfway through a tube of toothpaste I absolutely cannot stand!
Aww, I can help you out, Stan!
Aye aye?
I could lend you a wok!
They used to call me Coppernob!
What colour was your hair, though, Stan?
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