Do you remember where I'm from?
Urmston.
No, I'm from Urmston!
I'm just saving some oxygen for the foetus. (to "foetus") Alright, baba?
CCustomer
Do you have that yogurt for your intestines?
No.
CCustomer
It's advertised with singing bacteria.
Where was this?
CCustomer
Well, this was in Carlisle.
Well, Carlisle! That's a much more gullible part of the country!
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