(while looking in the newspaper for a new job) Something like cleaning, light housework, housekeeping. Here's one, light house-keeper wanted.
(Bren leans over to look at the paper) Lighthouse. Keeper.
“Nightshift” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Bren (3), Jean (3), Nicola Bodeux (3), Dolly (1), Twinkle (1)
What would happen if I asked for a herbal tea?
Nothing.
You mean you wouldn't be fazed by such a request?
No, I mean you wouldn't get one.
I'm warning you, I don't mince my punches.
(reading Tony's get well card) What does that say?
Love Twinkle.
We had to practice handwriting when I was at school! The little boy next door can only write his name in macaroni! How's he going to move on to joined up writing?
He'll have to have a pencil case big enough to hold spaghetti
Where's the cow of catering?
(showing Jean newspaper) She's gone for this.
(reading) Size 24 wedding dress never worn
She's gone to be a lighthouse keeper
Tea break extension may lead to detention
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