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Dinnerladies · Season 2, Episode 1

Dolly, Twinkle and others in “Catering”

Dolly

Didn't they teach you anything at school?

Twinkle

How to put a condom on a cucumber

Dolly

Honestly, what's the point in that?

Bren

Be fair Dolly there's not many cucumbers that could manage it for themselves

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