What did Edith Piaf use to say?
A handbag?
No, that was Edith Evans! No, it was - non, je ne regrette rien. Rien regriette...
Who is Babs?
Babs? She's from Urmston!
(to Tony and somewhat drunk) Breathe in! Can you smell my Charlie?
I hadn't budgeted for chips calorie-wise!
Do excuse me, I man a helpline at midnight.
I've come from Urmston.
Have you?
There's two ways to get there.
(on the Christmas party) Normally it's a few dodgy pies and a disco. You show up, throw up and bog off home.
We're off clubbing! Have a great night, oldies!
Have you not got coats?
Coats? How sad are you?
(reading the Christmas party invite) What does that mean, sake from six thirty? (pronouncing it sake)
Sah-ke!
I'm not being sarky, I'm asking!
I fancy devorai!
As a guest?
As a fabric for my dress!
It sounded like an ethnic boyfriend! Devorai Singh, Devorai Patel...
Do some flipping work!
I was going to go on Mastermind but I can't sit on leather
Is it a sit down toilet?
Yeah
That's the only sort I go on
No it is
Evening all, as dear old Dock Green used to say
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