Desperate Housewives · Season 2
“My Heart Belongs To Daddy” · Season 2
In this episode: Lynette Scavo (3), Tom Scavo (3), Bree Van de Kamp (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Susan Delfino (1), Parker Scavo (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1), Mike Delfino (1)
And you don't find it odd that Parker's new friend made her appearance right at the time I went back to work?
Kids have imaginary friends. It's no big deal.
I'll agree with you to a point, when they're flying kangaroos or giant robots, not surrogate mommies.
Hey. Parker is having a little trouble adjusting. That's all. Apparently, so are you. Honey, don't be so sensitive.
I hope you're right. At the risk of sounding too sensitive, how come she gets a bigger portion?
Uh, Susan?
Yeah?
Technically, we don't have to be casual anymore.
I can be naked in 20 seconds. That includes travel time.
You and I need to get laid! (everyone in the visiting room looks at her, astonished) Oh, don't judge me. You're not here because you got caught helping the poor.
I'll be serving dinner tomorrow night at 7. Please don't be late.
I'm sorry, but I already have plans.
Andrew, don't you have a meet at the swim club?
Yeah, so?
Doesn't it require a large entrance fee, one that you can't afford by yourself?
Are you blackmailing me into coming to dinner?
Oh, you don't know the lengths I'd go to for even seating.
Okay, listen. Don't worry about it. I'm sure Mrs. Mulberry's around here somewhere.
Or, uh, maybe she's not. She could've left. You know... Maybe she had some other little boy that she needed to help.
Like who?
I don't know, it could be a little boy in, uh... England... named Spencer?
Lynette?
I mean, this is conjecture on my part. But it is possible that someone like little Spencer needs Mrs. Mulberry more, because he doesn't have a daddy and a mommy who love him. Yeah, that's it. He's a orphan. with no hands! Okay? (Tom's face becoming dark)
(crying) Because of me, my son's imaginary friend got crushed by a garbage truck. I am the worst person in the world.
Honey, he is going to get over this in no time. Trust me. And one day when he is all grown up, you and Parker are going to laugh hysterically about this.
You really think so? Really?
I promise.
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