Desperate Housewives · Season 2
“You'll Never Get Away From me” · Season 2
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (2), Susan Delfino (2), Edie Britt (2), Lynette Scavo (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Mike Delfino (1), Julie (1)
I'm all for Julie spending time with Karl. He is still her dad, and she loves him.
But...
But he's with Edie! I mean, she's not exactly the maternal type. I wouldn't be a good mother if I wasn't concerned. I mean, who knows what passes for a kid-friendly, good time in there? Drugs? Porn? Smoking?
My husband died of a heart attack. I loved him deeply. And your mother did a lousy job.
Say what you want, but John Rowland loved me like no one ever has. Not as a trophy or as a possession, but for me. He loved me.
(Carlos laughs at her)
No, he really did. Let me count the ways. Um, gently, savagely, frequently, upside down...
And I'm sorry about your hair. I can see why you're upset.
Would you two please stop looking at me like that?! Obviously, I did not kill your father. I loved him deeply.
Well, what makes you so sure that I don't have a talent?
Hmm. Just a hunch.
Yeah, well we've all seen your talent, which is a nice way of telling you, why don't you put some curtains on your bedroom window?
Guys!
"Oh, come on. Be honest, you didn't want any part of this until you found out that I was involved.
That is so not true!
Oh, yes it is. It burns you that your own daughter picked me over you.
She did not pick you. It just didn't occur to her that I would agree to do it. Well, now she knows, and she had it to do over again, she'd pick me.
No, she wouldn't.
Well, why don't we put it to a test? Julie, who would you rather have play with you?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, it's okay, honey. Who do you want to be with you in the 'family' talent show?
Yes, who do you want with you in front of all of those people? And remember, it's a church. They are going to be judging you.
Ohh... okay. Well, first of all, you both suck, but if I had to choose... I guess I'd pick my mom. Sorry, Edie.
Fair enough. I'd like my pitch pipe back, please.
Oh, give me a break! This thing has, like, 90 flats in it.
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