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Jack McPhee quotes from Dawson's Creek

Played by Kerr Smith · 40 quotes · page 2 of 3

Jack McPhee

Played by Kerr Smith

Dawson's Creek · 557 quotes

5th most-quoted character in Dawson's Creek: in 40 of its 557 quotes
Most scenes with: Jen Lindley (14), Joey Potter (8), Pacey Witter (7)

Scenes with Jack McPhee 34

Jack, I've had lovers, I've had boyfriends, but what I've never had is a boy who was first and last a friend. Who wasn't secretly trying to get in my pants, or wouldn't walk away from me the second I said I didn't want to sleep with him. Who liked me… for me. Unless you've recently decided to be bisexual? You know, I think you setting me up was a lot more about you than it was me.

Jack

Come on, give me a break. I do not have a secret crush on Henry Parker.

Neither do I, but that's not what I'm talking about. I mean that… maybe it's you who's lonely for the relationship.

Jack

Well maybe I am. But this isn't exactly New York where gay kids are tripping over each other coming out of the closet. This is Capeside, gay population: one. It's me. I'm it.

Jack, you're going to have a love life. You're going to have a fantastic love life. It's gonna be awesome, and terrifying, and, and when it happens it's going to change your whole life.

Jack

Yeah, it's easy for you to say.

I know it is. You have to have faith that sometimes things happen when they're least expected.

I just want everything back to the way it was, you know? All of us friends again and... and me not caught in the middle.

Jack

Well if you want things to get back to the way they were, you have to set the example. Dawson and Pacey, those two just aren't gonna to do it themselves right now.

Jack

Did it ever occur to you that you're so caught up in trying to make the right choice that you've never stopped to consider the possibility that there may not be a right choice, or a wrong choice, just a bunch of choices?

Thanks Jack. That's helpful.

Jack

That's the point. You don't need help. There's nothing to figure out here. There's only what you feel.

What I feel is fear.

Jack

I'm not telling you to sleep with Pacey...

But...

Jack

All the really exciting things in life require more courage than we currently have. A deep breath and a leap. See Joey, the kind of fear you're talking about... sometimes it's how you know what's worthwhile.

Jack

Ooh. College guys are hot.

Give me the phone.

Jack

Why?

'Cause I’m calling Tobey and telling him you said that.

Jack

I can look.

Yeah, but you cannot touch. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.

Jack

Yeah, I like Tobey, too. It just so happens that we're kinda doomed to the loneliness of a long-distance relationship at the moment.

Well, that's still better than the loneliness of the no-distance relationship. That doesn't make any sense, does it?

Jack

No, no, it didn't. Look, you need to get some, and soon, all right, before you achieve born-again virgin status.

Jack.

Jack

What? Jen, I’m serious. It's been far too long. The last guy you were with was Henry. That means last year was a total wash for you.

Tell me about it.

Jack

You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.

Thanks. That's good to know.

Jack

[to Joey] Can we count on you tonight or what?

I dunno. I mean, are we frat party kind of people? Is there any past evidence of us functioning well at these kinds of events?

Jack

Which is precisely why we should go. It’s a new year, guys, okay? I mean it. We need to spread our wings. Challenge any preconceived notions we had of college. And most important, to reinvent ourselves.

What got into him?

A cute boy invited him.

He’s not going to call.

Jack

He’s calling.

He doesn’t even have my phone number.

Jack

He will get your number.

How?

Jack

Somehow. Why do you think we have had all these advances in information technology? They are all about helping people track down other people other people they are sexually attracted to. Jen, just trust me. Alright? The guy will find you, and when he does, just throw yourself at him immediately because you obviously want to.

Whether I want to or not, nice girls just don’t hurl themselves at boys, Jack. Society at large deems that slutty and self destructive.

Jack

That’s right. I forgot. You’re a slut. Only, you haven’t actually had sex with anybody the entire time I have known you. And if you look at the cold hard facts, I have kissed more guys than you have this past year.

Well…That’s not true.

Jack

I’ve kissed one. How many have you kissed?

One.

Jack

How many straight guys?

None.

[Jack shrugs his arms as to say he has proven his point]

This is the saddest competition ever.

You know, Jack. You grow up in this small town, you know? Thinking you have the most open mind and you're ready for anything. And then you finally hit the big city and, suddenly, there are still so many surprises, like, no matter how open you thought your mind was, there's still so much to learn in sometimes places you never would have even thought.

Jack

Yeah.

If a fraternity is what you need, we need to learn to accept that. I need to learn to be less extreme about it.

What the whole world needs is a good old-fashioned urban legend.

Jack

Yeah, that's all we need... more predictable stories about a guy with a hook for an arm that kills the amorous couple.

Hey, those stories exist for a reason, Jack.

Right, to discourage teenagers from drinking and having sex in the woods.

So, Dawson... Dawson Leery!

That's my name.

Yep! Well, come on man.

Come on what?

Why, oh, why did you choose to take the lovely and talented Jen Lindley away for the weekend?

Jack

A woman even my tribe can't resist.

And here you are not sharing the details?

There's nothing to share.

Really? So that's why you've been staring at the bathroom door like you wish you had telekinetic powers? Which means to me that either you are very, very concerned about Audrey's wardrobe or, perhaps, you're concerned about Joey?

Jack

You call me crazy but I don't think Joey's gonna mind a little kissing. Unless, of course, something more happened.

Now, there's an interesting idea, but what more could have happened?

Guys, I'm not gonna go over the bases with you.

I didn't say bases, did you say bases?

Jack

Guys, we don't need details.

Alright, I'll be right back.

Jack

He did!

You think?!

Jack

Oh yeah, definitely did. Do you feel different?

I do! I do, I feel...different. I mean here we have Dawson Leery walking amongst us, and I gotta tell ya, I'm a little worried he wasn't prepared - we didn't even get a chance to have the talk!...how do you know?

Jack

Mm. It's not so much him as it is her. I mean, as sick as this sounds, I know the look.

Oh man...you know, we almost did too.

Jack

I know, I know . . . come to think of it, we almost did once too.

Hmm...What do you think it takes?

Jack

A virgin and a straight guy.

Damn...

Jack

I think it's ok to get back to Grams'. She and Mr. Smalls have to be done practicing choir by now.

You don't really believe that they asked you to leave so that they could rehearse "Jesus loves me" in private, do you?

I don't even know if I want to spend the whole summer with my parents. Maybe I'd rather spend it with you.

Jack

Look, we got time. All right, we got all the time in the world. We will have our adventures. I promise you. But this phone call has been 5 years coming. I mean, you gotta see it through, don't you?

I mean, why does my life have to stop and start at their convenience? I just feel like I'm doing really well right now... sort of. And if I dive back into that whole mess, I don't know what's gonna happen.

You know what? It may be a huge mistake, absolutely horrible. We may come back after a week. But so what? No matter what happens, for the rest of our lives, whenever Costa Rica comes up in casual conversation, we'll be able to say, "Good Old Costa? Yeah, I spent some time there."

Jack

How often does Costa Rica come up in casual conversation?

Hey! You tryin' to kill my buzz, man?

Jack

What do you know about selling stocks?

Not a damn thing, but Audrey's father seems to think I'd be good at it. He told me I'm a natural born hustler and I should take advantage of it while I can.

Jack

Well, you got to admit, Pace, you do possess the appropriate degree of obnoxiousness for that particular vocation.

Boston Bay is not a party school, Audrey.

Spare me your lies, Jen. I am not going back to my evil den of higher learning. This is clearly where it's at.

Jack

Hey, the midday keggers get a little old after a few semesters, trust me. I tell you what, I'm gonna meet you guys in there. I'm gonna go talk to Professor Freeman.

Don't you think that's a tad Tracey Flick? He doesn't know who you are.

Jack

Sure he does. I've raised my hand and talked in class a lot of times. He's noticed. He has.

All right... swimfan. Somebody has got to talk to that boy about his love of the straights.

Whatever. It's totally hot.

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