Abby quotes from Dawson's Creek

Abby

Jen, it's written all over your post-coital glowing face...you finally wooed the wonder-boy into the dark side, so was it worth all the pining, all the feeling that you weren't good enough?

Abby

I'm so bored.

Pacey

Well, where's your ecstasy Abby? You and I can just go on down to the boy's locker room and you know...

Abby

I don't have any left and if I did I wouldn't waste it on Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Pacey

What? You're not going to let Rudolph join in any of your perverted reindeer games?

Abby

Hey now there's an idea, games. We could all play a game.

Pacey

Really? What do you want to play? Pin the tail on the ho-bag?

Pacey

So do you think you can stop throwing basketballs at my face now, Dawson? I think it's glaringly obvious that I'm not going to steal your girlfriend. I mean, at least you have a girlfriend. I've got nothing left.

Abby

You have your hand.

Abby

I can't believe I'm friends with someone who only has eyes for Dawson Leery.

Jen

Guilty as charged.

Abby

Please, you're making me eww. [Jen smirks] Jen, look at me. I have three words for you. Make it happen.

Jen

Abby...

Abby

No, don't Abby me. Make it happen.

Abby

Look, let's never let a guy come between us again. Men will come and go, but you and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bonded by the common need to break out of this small town abyss.

Jen

Okay, are you sure you're okay with this whole guy thing?

Abby

Absolutely.

Jen

Good, because I've been dying to tell someone. I've got a date with Vincent.

Abby

You bitch!

Jen

What?

Abby

After everything I've done for you, how could you steal him from me?

Jen

Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even know that you exist, Abby. (

Abby

You might want to stop and pick up some condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I mean that guy probably has illegitimate kids scattered up and down the eastern seaboard.

Jen

Shut up, Abby.

Abby

Yeah, he probably likes it kinky. After all, you are the girl from New York City, right?

Jen

I'm warning you, back off!

Abby

Yeah, old Vince probably knows an easy lay when he sees one!

Jen

Don't you ever talk to me again, ever!

Abby

I cannot believe you would hit me. Me! You're my best friend!

Jen

Best friend? Abby, need I remind you that in the past two days, you have called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser?

Abby

Yeah. But I would never physically hit you.

Jen

You're warped! Why don't you just go home?

Abby

Why? Is the dork from the docks comin' a callin'?

I'm gonna go kiss some babes.

Abby

It's babies, you moron.

My way's more fun.

Abby

You are aware that where this tape begins, Dawson finished?

Andie

Finished what?

Jen

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Joey

Boxing the bald-headed bishop.

Abby

Test-firing the missile.

Andie

All right, I get your point, guys.

Oh my God! Jack...you look...amazing.

Abby

Wow. It's like a transformation from John-boy to John-John, all in a sharp, dippity-do.

Jack

It's no big deal. I put a little gel in my hair. That's pretty much the extent of it.

Abby

I guess when you get gay, you get style. I wish I would have nabbed you one sexual preference ago.