Andie McPhee quotes from Dawson's Creek

Andie

Okay, I admit it, you're right, I'm a sucker for taffeta. The site of the little flower girl makes me weepy. I'm a wedding fanatic... there are you happy? Huh?

Andie

Um, there are people who give me comfort in my life. Um, when the going gets rough as it invariably does I can count on them as a shoulder to cry on. And they will pick me up when I fall and hold me in their arms as I cry, and tell me that everything is going to be alright. I am so thankful for these people they are priceless... But there's another group of people, just as important, and just as priceless. They are the people who challenge me, who push me to my breaking points, and who force me to muster courage I never thought I had. Abby Morgan was one of those people. In her own truth-telling way she gave me strength, I'm a stronger woman because of her, stronger than I ever thought that I could be. She gave me that gift. She's was one of a kind. There's no one like her and she will always hold a special spot in my heart.

Andie

I hate the stupid prom... stupid prom can kiss my ass.

Andie

Pacey, Joey, Dawson. You guys are so lucky. Do you have any idea how rare it is to have friends that you've known your entire life? So please don't underestimate that. Because in the end you always go back to the people that were there in the beginning. And in the beginning, there was the three of you.

Andie

I want a divorce.

Pacey

Granted. You know what, we split the cash. You can have the kids. I'll keep the car.

Andie

That is so typical, doesn't it sicken you that you're living up to the most common and base of male stereotypes? You don't care about your wife and kids; all you care about is this overpriced absurd piece of metal.

Pacey

Hey, it's got passenger side airbags! Look, I want a Viper, end of story.

Pacey

This is just one assignment. Its not like your flunking out of school.

Andie

Yeah, I know that. But you get behind by one day, and then you're always struggling to catch up. And you become more and more confused, and then the next thing you know, you're out on the streets drunk and pulling around a shopping cart.

Pacey

Andie, you're rich. Rich people don't end up on the street. They end up in Florida.

Pacey

Hey, I've got nothing going on now. So how about we go for a walk around town together.

Andie

Yeah, what's the joke?

Pacey

No joke, I've got no plans. And believe it or not, but I'd rather spend my time with you, than than flying solo. So pinch yourself, its your lucky day. You in?

Andie

Well yeah, I might as well.

Pacey

Unless you've had your heart set on watching Dumbo.

Andie

Nah, I've seen it about 700 times. You're not gonna throw me in front of a bus are you?

Pacey

Thats not such a bad idea McPhee.

Pacey

Have you ever noticed how the most interesting thing about a porn film is the title? I mean think about it. You've got your Sperminator, Romancing The Bone.

Andie

I don't know why they try to be so clever. I mean they should all have the same title, "Woman Pacey will never do."

Pacey

Ouch. You know McPhee, all this verbal sparring we're doing is getting a little dangerous, so we should just go on a date before someone gets hurt.

Andie

Forget it.

Pacey

Oh come on, you know you want to.

Andie

Well, maybe if I was asked politely.

Pacey

OK. Andie, would you like to go on a date with me tonight?

Andie

[Shrugs her shoulders] OK.

Pacey

Well, don't sound so enthusiastic.

Andie

You guys are a bunch of cynics, you know that? I mean, what kind of high school memories will you have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?

Joey

Bitching memories.

Dawson

Moaning memories.

Andie

Why do you insist on undermining me at every opportunity you get?

Pacey

Think of how boring the alternative is.

Andie

It's okay to be scared, Pacey. I mean, the world is a scary, scary place. Pacey, I don't want you to be scared of me.

Pacey

How can I not be, Andie? You're the one who's opening up this whole life for me and I'm just afraid that...

Andie

What?

Pacey

I'm afraid because you're the single most important being to ever grace my existence. Andie, I am falling hopelessly in love with you.

Abby

You are aware that where this tape begins, Dawson finished?

Andie

Finished what?

Jen

Shaking hands with the unemployed.

Joey

Boxing the bald-headed bishop.

Abby

Test-firing the missile.

Andie

All right, I get your point, guys.

Andie

Um, it's just that, I molded you into this person who I thought you should be. I did it to my father too. I thought it was what I needed. You know, I place this unfair burden on people just so they can save me from myself. But I realize that I don't need a knight in shining armor, what I need is a partner. Someone who I can be proud to love and who's proud to love me back in spite of all my faults. And...it's you, You're the one Pacey. I'm really sorry.

Pacey

How come your apology was so much better than mine? I always lose to you Andie. [they kiss] You know, I take that back, I'm definitely the winner here.

Pacey

Whoa! Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?

Andie

She's been here all along. Just trapped beneath the bondage of Gap clothing and a good-girl complex.

Dawson

[Singing the Blues] My name is Dawson Leery.

Andie

[singing] My name is Andie.

Dawson

[singing] Oh, I've been restless, hopeless and confused.

Andie

No, brother man, we got the blues!

We got the blues!