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“The Bostonians” quotes from Dawson's Creek

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“The Bostonians” · Season 5

In this episode: Joey Potter (2), Dawson Leery (2), Jen Lindley (2), Jack McPhee (2), Todd (2)

Ooh. College guys are hot.

Give me the phone.

Why?

'Cause I’m calling Tobey and telling him you said that.

I can look.

Yeah, but you cannot touch. I like Tobey. Tobey's good people.

Yeah, I like Tobey, too. It just so happens that we're kinda doomed to the loneliness of a long-distance relationship at the moment.

Well, that's still better than the loneliness of the no-distance relationship. That doesn't make any sense, does it?

No, no, it didn't. Look, you need to get some, and soon, all right, before you achieve born-again virgin status.

Jack.

What? Jen, I’m serious. It's been far too long. The last guy you were with was Henry. That means last year was a total wash for you.

Tell me about it.

You know you're a lot more fun when you're with a guy. Watching you twist yourself up into these little knots of anxiety, it's highly entertaining.

Thanks. That's good to know.

[to Joey] Can we count on you tonight or what?

I dunno. I mean, are we frat party kind of people? Is there any past evidence of us functioning well at these kinds of events?

Which is precisely why we should go. It’s a new year, guys, okay? I mean it. We need to spread our wings. Challenge any preconceived notions we had of college. And most important, to reinvent ourselves.

What got into him?

A cute boy invited him.

So what do you want to be when you grow up, Dawson?

What else? A director.

Yeah? What are you doing about it?

USC Film School.

Film school is for pussies. What are you really doing about it?

I, uh… I made a documentary last year about A.I. Brooks.

Who?

He was this pulp director from the 50s. It’s an amazing story, actually. I could show it to you.

No thanks.

Okay.

Look, you’re what, like 18?

Yeah.

Chances are, it’s bad. And if I take a look at it and it does indeed suck, than I have to come up with some sort of B.S. so you don’t feel bad. And if on the off chance it’s actually good, what do I need that for? Why would I want to be jealous of some 18 year old kid that makes better flicks than I do? Do you see my predicament?

AAssistant

They’re ready for you, Todd.

Welcome to Hollywood, Dawson.

Todd? What I said was “screw you”. You should be ashamed of yourself, man, and not because you treat people badly, cause a lot of people do that. You should be ashamed of yourself because you have an amazing privilege and you don’t even take it seriously. You get to make movies. You get to do this for a living and you don’t even appreciate it. This movie is probably gonna suck. I know that, you know that, and the entire crew knows that. And your next movie is probably gonna suck too. Somebody gave you the keys to the kingdom and you’re blowing it. I feel sorry for you. If I ever get here, I’m gonna do things a lot differently.

[People clap, until Todd turns and looks at them]

You’ve got balls, kid. Now get off my set. You’re fired.

[leaving a phone message for Dawson] Hey Dawson, it’s me, umm… I wanted to call you up. I’m at this party with Jack and Jen and my crazy roommate. Guess what? I’m having a pretty great time, but as great as it is, it’s not completely great and that’s because of you. You’re not here and I know that I said that it’s okay that you didn’t come this weekend but you know what? It’s not okay because I miss you. And there was this guy tonight and he was hitting on me or at least I think he was hitting on me. And he was perfectly nice and I blew him off and I’m not even sure why. But I’m pretty sure it was because of you. And… I’ve spent these past couple months acting like you were just going to show up outside my door one day, but you’re not. You are out there following your dreams which is what I want for you, Dawson. [someone knocks loudly] In a minute! [into the phone] Dawson, I think it’s time that I let you go. And it’s really hard for me to do because I know that there’s a part of me that will be in love with you for the rest of my life. But this whole running and place and day dreaming is just not healthy for either of us. So this is me cutting the cord, this is me doing what I should have done three months ago. Say goodbye, Dawson. Call me back. Bye.

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